You are cordially invited to an evening of plain sex

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

7.30-9-30pm (towelling down 9.30-10pm)
Thursday 29th July

'Make Some Noise' non-profit organisation
Eastgate House, 79 Eastgate St, Stafford
ST16 2LG

Ask for Terry

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Optional "shake" sachets of "salt" or "flavour" available for those who aren't yet fully transitioned for the plain kind

[touchingcloth]

Will there be actual cordial this time?

[Glebe]

I can make it for about 10PM, is that okay? You go ahead without me - I'll join in when I arrive, spying in the window for any pumping going on with my 'watching' eye!

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Will there be actual cordial this time?

What is the difference between squash and cordial?  Is it merely class?

[touchingcloth]

What is the difference between squash and cordial?  Is it merely class?

Well you can't very well drink squash at an evening of plain sex, can you?

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Well you can't very well drink squash at an evening of plain sex, can you?

This is what I am wondering though.  I am asking it

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

I can make it for about 10PM, is that okay? You go ahead without me - I'll join in when I arrive, spying in the window for any pumping going on with my 'watching' eye!

10PM is chucking out time due to an extremely stentorian and officious fire marshall.

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Is a "juice drink" a squash or a cordial

[touchingcloth]

Is a "juice drink" a squash or a cordial

Yes. Only some of them are suited to PLAIN sex.

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Which one


Squash or cordial

[touchingcloth]

Which one


Squash or cordial

It is, yes.

[touchingcloth]

Thank you for the invite, by the way. We'll host next time, though we might mix it up a little and sexually invite you to an evening of plain cordial!

[popcorn]

might see if I can bring along a few of my famous props to spice things up a bit !

[pancreas]

Err, this is an invitation to plain sex, you dirty pervert possibly pead

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Excuse me so I am asking if a "juice drink" is a squash or a cordial - which one is it

[popcorn]

Err, this is an invitation to plain sex, you dirty pervert possibly pead

say goodbye to plain sex

popcorn with his bag of tricks is here!

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only a paedophile would be entirely dependent on a bag of tricks for his sexual prowess

[selectivememory]

popcorn turning up to plain sex evening:

[badaids]

What happened to the evening of prawn cocktail sex ?

[badaids]

popcorn turning up to plain sex evening:

Master of magic smells and illusion
Erections crumble in fear and confusion.

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popcorn has adopted the patented dreamworks smirk to lure children in

[Pink Gregory]

All the sex

plain

all the sex

[Cuellar]

popcorn turning up to plain sex evening:

Haha! That's exactly what he'd do as well! Hopeless at plain sex!

[pancreas]

Plain sex is like a box of chocolates: no-one wants the turkish delight.

[touchingcloth]

Wait, is this actually going to be plain sex, or is it code for salted sex?

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Wait, is this actually going to be plain sex, or is it code for salted sex?

"Plain" is the kind that comes with the sachet of salt that hasn't been added yet.  At no point has plain ever meant "ready salted".

[touchingcloth]

"Plain" is the kind that comes with the sachet of salt that hasn't been added yet.  At no point has plain ever meant "ready salted".

OK. Would anyone be offended if I started calling this an evening of salt and shake sex? Or if I brought my own sachet rather than using the provided ones?

[popcorn]

"Plain" is the kind that comes with the sachet of salt that hasn't been added yet.  At no point has plain ever meant "ready salted".

don't worry everyone - I'm providing the sachet!!

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OK. Would anyone be offended if I started calling this an evening of salt and shake sex? Or if I brought my own sachet rather than using the provided ones?

I don't give a shit.  You just have to respect that for everyone the salt is optional and you have no right to induce saltings upon anyone other than yourself without consent.