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Sorry to report that Ferris died in the explosion

Started by popcorn, June 18, 2021, 11:57:18 AM

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Glebe

What's wrong with you lot? Ferris survived the explosion! To quote OFAH, he'd be "no good in a Mexican wave," but he can still sing 'We are the World' to a reasonable degree!

touchingcloth

Q: What's the difference between Ferries and a worthless little shitheel of a dog?

A: The dog didn't explode like a twat.

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Quote from: Glebe on June 20, 2021, 11:29:29 AM
I for one will miss Ferris. It was a real bummer to see him flying through the air in flames.

THOOOOSE MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAG.... (everybody join in!)

...NIFICENT FLAMES IN THEIR FLYING MACHINE!
THEY GO FLY-FLY-FLY-FLY!
THEY GO FLY-FLY-FLY-FLY!

Elderly Sumo Prophecy

Ferriswheelbueller
Blown up to bits, see his head as it flies through the air
Nobody cares

Ferris

Do you know what I think? Do you?

I think everyone is jealous

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I think it should sure teach you a lesson or two

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Did you hear about the chap who was blown into smithereens?


Well he sure learned his lesson or two

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Quote from: Elderly Sumo Prophecy on June 22, 2021, 02:08:55 AM
Ferriswheelbueller
Blown up to bits, see his head as it flies through the air
Nobody cares

That's Amore

pancreas

Imagine: your knob falls off, your arms fall off, your spine falls out, your eyes shoot upwards and destroy your brain, your kidneys float off into some electricity cables ... and then you think that everyone else is jealous.

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Quote from: pancreas on June 22, 2021, 10:57:28 AM
Imagine: your knob falls off, your arms fall off, your spine falls out, your eyes shoot upwards and destroy your brain, your kidneys float off into some electricity cables ... and then you think that everyone else is jealous.

Save it for Aron Lee Ralston's Wacky Limb Sacrifices episode 49!

Glebe


pancreas