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I don't get it...

Started by canadagoose, June 19, 2021, 08:49:20 PM

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canadagoose

What have you tried your best to get, but you just can't? I just came across a picture of Kathryn Hahn that people were apparently going wild over, and I just don't get why. I mean... I guess she's well-dressed? She looks better than I do (not that that's particularly difficult), and if she feels good then good for her. I just don't get why people are getting overexcited? Is there something in the pic I'm missing, like some sort of 0bvious thing hidden in the pic? Don't get it.

Other things I don't get include:
- period dramas. "Ohhh well they have daft costumes on and there are servants and the upper-classes and that's good" Aye? Sure pal, you do you
- those Photoshops with Farage and the dog for about 20 pages. I don't get it.
- heavily-hopped beers. I find drinking them so unpleasant, I suppose other people must perceive them differently? Yeah, they must, but I don't get it

What don't you get?[nb]don't bloody say that[nb]because I probably would[/nb][/nb]


canadagoose


Icehaven

Avocados. They're fucking rancid.

canadagoose

Quote from: icehaven on June 19, 2021, 08:59:02 PM
Avocados. They're fucking rancid.
I definitely get your not-getting-it-ness about them, they've got an odd flavour at room temperature. I can eat them when they're fridge-cold, salted and oiled, but if they've been sitting out? Naaaah.

pigamus


canadagoose

Quote from: pigamus on June 19, 2021, 09:01:47 PM
Cold war steve
Had a quick Google and I don't bloody get it either. Haha boris are a baby!!11\

Tell you what else I don't get, "Korone Noises" on Twitter. Eh?!

Icehaven

Quote from: canadagoose on June 19, 2021, 09:01:15 PM
I definitely get your not-getting-it-ness about them, they've got an odd flavour at room temperature. I can eat them when they're fridge-cold, salted and oiled, but if they've been sitting out? Naaaah.

It's the salt and oil. I could eat inner soles if they were salted and oiled enough. And a bit of balsamic, lovely.

imitationleather

Quote from: canadagoose on June 19, 2021, 08:49:20 PM
- those Photoshops with Farage and the dog for about 20 pages. I don't get it.

Pretty sure this is a bannable offence.

Gurke and Hare


madhair60

People who get intensely combative about shitty children's films. What, mate? Siddown.

Poirots BigGarlickyCorpse

Quote from: canadagoose on June 19, 2021, 08:49:20 PM
- those Photoshops with Farage and the dog for about 20 pages. I don't get it.
THANK YOU.

I don't get Ron. "oh an old man looked at porn and won't admit it to his wife. tee hee. oh a picture of him stuck in another picture, how hilarious, i've wet myself."

Butchers Blind

Is this one of those grumpy old men threads? I don't get that.

Buelligan

Yeah, loads of stuff.  Why anyone bothers.  Why someone doesn't just push Keith off a car park.  Shitloads.

imitationleather

I get absolutely everything.

Especially Ron.

Buelligan

I don't really get Ron if I'm honest.

imitationleather


Harry Badger

Quote from: pigamus on June 19, 2021, 09:01:47 PM
Cold war steve

Unfunny blue-tick shit for cunts. Just about every CaB collage is funnier than that cack.

DrGreggles

I don't get not getting Ron.


purlieu

Everything I don't have a 100% devoted interest in.

thenoise

Still don't get the luxury gin thing. Its a shit cheap drink for drunks and mixing it with cucumber and pomegranate does little to disguise that.

Shit Good Nose

Fancy not getting Ron or Hans.  Pffff, amateurs.

DrGreggles

£15 for a burger in a pub.

"Gourmet burgers", fuck off. You've just put it in a poncey bun.
The bun is only there to stop you getting grease on your fingers.
Barry in the van does better food for 3 quid!

Sebastian Cobb

Quote from: DrGreggles on June 19, 2021, 11:34:51 PM
£15 for a burger in a pub.

"Gourmet burgers", fuck off. You've just put it in a poncey bun.
The bun is only there to stop you getting grease on your fingers.
Barry in the van does better food for 3 quid!

When they're too big to get your chops round and the bread wouldn't survive it because it's sopping if you tried so you have to eat them with a knife and fork. What is point?

chveik

Quote from: Poirots BigGarlickyCorpse on June 19, 2021, 09:51:56 PM
THANK YOU.

I don't get Ron. "oh an old man looked at porn and won't admit it to his wife. tee hee. oh a picture of him stuck in another picture, how hilarious, i've wet myself."

another ban please

Icehaven

I find the endless photoshops boring just because they're a bit paint by numbers. And even the secondary ones are tiresome and not that funny in the first place. Blah.

Al Tha Funkee Homosapien

Quote from: icehaven on June 19, 2021, 11:58:42 PM
I find the endless photoshops boring just because they're a bit paint by numbers.

GET FUCKED.


madhair60

i like the photoshops and ron