Ooh baby baby! A cool kids thread for groovy miscreants

[Nowhere Man]

Hey cool kids! There sure is a lot of guff out there in the real world isn't there? WHAT'S GOING ON AHHHHH! It's all a load of complete twiddley bollocks if you ask me. Not cool like it is in this, the COOL KIDS THREAD, STRICTLY GROOVY PEOPLE ONLY.

Now you're probably wondering, "oh swoon! How in the name of Captain Birdseye could I ever be as cool as that classy king Nowhere Man? Well dear readers, some useful tips below:

1. Exclusively listen to 'Sledgehammer' by Peter Gabriel, 'Higher Love' by Peter Gabriel, 'Private Eyes' by Peter Gabriel,  and the collected works of Peter Gabriel.
2. WATCH CHICKEN RUN
3. Order Chinese, you know you want too!
4. Smoke weed and defy the impossible at every turn.
5. Tell my GP to get a fucking truck on with giving a diagnosis, because I'm sick of waiting already.
6. Find out where my copy of Spyro 3 went too

[zomgmouse]

hey can i get a cup of federal milk

[Glebe]

Gotta pizza, gonna jive to the groove - yeah!

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excuse me why does nobody in here have their own teeth