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popcorn doesn't wipe his arse

Started by shiftwork2, June 21, 2021, 07:00:53 PM

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idunnosomename

Good for him, I say. In this day and age we should respect any individual's right to have a filthy arse.

Fambo Number Mive

People never used to wipe their arses before toilet paper companies ran adverts saying a dirty arse was a bad thing.

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Is not wiping his arse a choice he has made, or has he just never been shown?

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Quote from: Fambo Number Mive on June 21, 2021, 07:13:06 PM
People never used to wipe their arses before toilet paper companies ran adverts saying a dirty arse was a bad thing.

Back in the days when 'PC gone made' referred to the Ply Challenge we all undertook as youngsters do you remember

Glebe

This doesn't surprise me one bit.

popcorn

yeh I get ferris to do it. he is happy for the work.

idunnosomename

he's fucking rubbish at it. your arse is absolutely caked on with crusty shit

popcorn


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he doesn't even try


he doesn't even try to manage

greenman

He has one of those Japanese self cleaning arses.

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Maybe he wipes somebody else's arse, and what goes around (arse-wiping) comes around (arse-wiping).

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What if your arse had a pair of arms and hands of its own this entire time, and was secretly trying to wipe piss and spunk from off of your front genitals?

idunnosomename

Quote from: greenman on June 22, 2021, 12:13:04 PM
He has one of those Japanese self cleaning arses.
if Japanese arses clean themselves, how do all the panties they sell out of vending machines get dirty?

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Quote from: idunnosomename on June 22, 2021, 01:20:07 PM
if Japanese arses clean themselves, how do all the panties they sell out of vending machines get dirty?

They are worn before the cleaning happens.  Self-cleaning has never meant "within a six hour window after shitting".

pancreas


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Is there a way of precluding all of this