Is it DOWN the arse?

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

I have a funny feeling the correct term isn't 'up the arse' but 'down the arse', as in down, going down into the hole.

I'm only asking so I can prepare a new thread!

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Depends purely on the orientation of the listener.

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

I don't see how 'across the arse' is functional in this sense.

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"Across the arse" is more of a nautical expression.  As land-dwellers you and I need only imagine everything in 2 dimensions.

[shiftwork2]

Up the elephant
Round the castle
Down the arse*

* aka The Three Feathers in Brockley

[Glebe]

I always thought it was UP the glans - talk about naïve!

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Up the elephant
Round the castle
Down the arse.....

....and pass the parcel



This is a test for whether your accent fits with the human tongue.  Good luck!

[frajer]

Mites go up
Tights go down
Arses are in tights

I trust this helps

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Mites go up
Tights go down
Arses are in tights......

.......and that includes you


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