Just saw Shoulders boomeranging out of a nuclear catastrophe.

[Glebe]

Quite a sight. They're still finding parts of him as far away as Malaysia.

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

I must say the entire experience was seamless, in fact I remember no pain or discomfort at all.

[Replies From View]

out of and back into, one would presume

[popcorn]

Is this related to the explosion?

[Replies From View]

Is this related to the explosion?

grandparent

[Glebe]

They found his glans in Tazmania, being sellotaped back together as we speak!

[Ferris]

Is this related to the explosion?

I think it's an attempt to stay relevant after seeing how well my explosion went. I'm on Celebrity Pointless next month.

[Glebe]

They accidentally got Shoulders' and Ferris' ears mixed up when 'reassembling' the exploded CaBbers - disaster!

[Replies From View]

I still don't understand how he 'boomeranged' out of a nuclear catastrophe without forcibly returning to it after his swim.  Could somebody please explain?

[Glebe]

I still don't understand how he 'boomeranged' out of a nuclear catastrophe without forcibly returning to it after his swim.  Could somebody please explain?

I cannot explain as I have become bamboozled by Replies posting in the same thread as Shoulders, the pair of whom I very famously always get confused with each other.

[Replies From View]

Excuse me a boomerang flies back again, that's the entire point of them


please could somebody solve this thread so it makes sense

[Glebe]

Excuse me a boomerang flies back again, that's the entire point of them


please could somebody solve this thread so it makes sense

The blast was so strong you boomeranged bang. Sorry, I mean Shoulders boomeranged back! There I go again, getting you pair mixed up!

[Replies From View]

Ok so at last I know if he is still within the nuclear catastrophe or not


the answer is that he is within it





thank you at last

[Replies From View]

maybe they will use his skull as a source of radium or whatever and some good will come from all of this insurmountable tragedy

[Replies From View]

by the way you said that parts of him are way away in Malaysia so you need to fix that logical fuck up you made, otherwise it's all fine now

[Poobum]

It's seems that there was some fragmentation of the fuselage on the outward curve, with debris scattering about the globe and fucking quite a lot of people up, with East Timor now being Only Timor. The main body of course followed the trajectoral laws of boomerang. This is just a summary of my report though, which is many pages of utter disaster.