Matt Wrongcock

[Bronzy]

https://twitter.com/PoliticsForAlI/status/1408227902072799232?s=20

[Chedney Honks]

How long's Cumdumpster been sitting on this?

[Smeraldina Rima]

They've fucked that up:

Hancock's Affair With Aide

Then if you have to you can add:

That's very nearly an armful/a handful (whatever you like).

[BlodwynPig]

Work's going to be awkward today

[dannyfc]

Hancucked

[Butchers Blind]

Hands. Face. Space.

[jobotic]

Oh no. That's much worse than murdering the population in order to enrich yourself and your mates.

[Kankurette]

Oh no. That's much worse than murdering the population in order to enrich yourself and your mates.

Pshaw, it's not like they're people or anything.

[dr beat]

Hatt Mancock eh.  So now Jennifer Saunders knows.

[Rich Uncle Skeleton]

Look who can blame her? Everyone knows abuse of power and being shit at your job is quite the aphrodisiac.

[steve98]

No face-masks, no social-distancing... it's one law for the bleedin' toffs and another for us poor, workin' folk.

[ajsmith2]

Cruel reveal of the full extent of his hair island situation in the leaked photos.

[Sebastian Cobb]

just following the boss' example

[Better Midlands]

Cruel reveal of the full extent of his hair island situation in the leaked photos.

He must be seething.

[touchingcloth]

Do people still say "snog"?

[Psybro]

No face-masks, no social-distancing... it's one law for the bleedin' toffs and another for us poor, workin' folk.

" - Steve Baker MP

[lipsink]

Bloody Corbyn!

[Captain Z]

He only did it to test his cock was working.

[Harry Badger]

They've fucked that up:

Hancock's Affair With Aide

Then if you have to you can add:

That's very nearly an armful/a handful (whatever you like).

It's not nearly a cuntful.

[pigamus]

Where did they get the pictures from?

[Butchers Blind]

Where did they get the pictures from?

Bets being taken who leaked.

[mothman]

"Could you ask Ms. Coladangelo to pop into my office? Oh, and tell her I'm wearing the NHS[nb]Need Hand Shandy[/nb] badge."

[bgmnts]

There is something so unnatural about these weird, inbred cunts being sexual. Much like a teacher or a parent, you know they are sexual beings like yourself but knowing that Hancock and Boris etc are shagging just makes me go a little bit cold and dead inside.

[Jasha]

Is that a genuine photo or scum mock up? More heave inducing than a lot of the died on stage thread

[Bazooka]

That's Phil Collins.

[imitationleather]

I refuse to believe Matt Hancock even knows where on a lady the bottom is located.

[Butchers Blind]

"Watch, see, she's not stopping me".

[seepage]

I noticed the BBC have omitted the S*n from their newspaper headlines page today.

[Sebastian Cobb]

Bets being taken who leaked.

yep, looks like washed out cctv footage

[mothman]

I noticed the BBC have omitted the S*n from their newspaper headlines page today.

Though to be fair the Sun's front page is so regularly just random irrelevant shit, you rarely see it featured in "tomorrow's papers" segments...