Euro 2020 in the Year 2021 Part 2: Jumpere til målstolper

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

In any case, England will never have a better opportunity to win a tournament so they best not let this slip now.

Slight issue with the terminology here. We aren't even 1-0 up on Italy so not sure we are in a 'slip up' position before the game has even started. It is a final against a pretty damn good and probably better side with more pedigree and a better manager, so I'd say it's the best opportunity we have had but not a very easy one in these circumstances and certainly not one we will have slipped up by losing unless we have been the better team and thrown it away.

[EOLAN]

Yes i said exactly the same last night - I did enjoy his pleading us to watch the final on ITV though. Yeah, right mate.

Get Ally McCoist on comms and they have a deal.

[non capisco]

The dickhead pointing a laser pen at Schmeichel needs to be locked in a room with his dad.

Agreed, disgraceful. Hardly the sort of behaviour you want from our future king.

[El Unicornio, mang]

Pure class our fans

https://twitter.com/chunkymark/status/1413009504539656193

[steve98]

How many lasers would it take to vaporize an Italian man's greasy head, if they all shone on him simultaneously? (A single laser evidently has no effect)

[Head Gardener]

[phantom_power]

And with Johnson's customary effectiveness it made fuck all difference

[BlodwynPig]

Such a pity that Napoleon, De Gaulle and Maurice Challe did. I suppose there really is no justice.

Qui?

[BlodwynPig]

One of my Dad's home carers back in the day, lovely guy, met Shearer at a charity do and said "Hello Alan I'm a big fan" and he cut him off with "that's Mr. Shearer to you".

Can't deny his footballing greatness but you couldn't pay me enough to hang out with him.

He allowed my mum to turn around in his driveway (found that out last night). Top bloke.

[chveik]

Qui?

it doesn't really make sense, another head gone probably

[Catalogue of ills]

Slight issue with the terminology here. We aren't even 1-0 up on Italy so not sure we are in a 'slip up' position before the game has even started. It is a final against a pretty damn good and probably better side with more pedigree and a better manager, so I'd say it's the best opportunity we have had but not a very easy one in these circumstances and certainly not one we will have slipped up by losing unless we have been the better team and thrown it away.

Actually

[kalowski]

Someone shared that on a WhatsApp group I'm in and another person went mad: "The man's an idiot!"
I love that some people would genuinely believe our Prime Minister would act like that. This is what people think of him.

[El Unicornio, mang]

He allowed my mum to turn around in his driveway (found that out last night). Top bloke.

Legend status restored.