Euro 2020 in the Year 2021 Part 2: Jumpere til målstolper

[Jasha]

Fucking Danny Murphy. This century's Lawro.

0:0 incoming.

Couple be worse, Chris Sutton on the wireless

[mjwilson]

Does anyone know what the referees username is on here?

https://www.cookdandbombd.co.uk/forums/index.php?action=profile

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

I like the nice simple Austria kit, don't see that layout as often these days, quite trad.

[badaids]

This Italy team are unusual in that they started the tournament absolutely flying, they actually play fast attacking football and they wear weird dark blue shorts.

[imitationleather]

The Italian team are unusual in that they are the only side at this year's tournament where all of the players hail from the boot-shaped nation of Italy.

[badaids]

The Italian team are unusual in that they are the only side at this year's tournament where all of the players hail from the boot-shaped nation of Italy.

Except for Jorginho who was born in the mick hucknall's nutsacked shaped nation of Brazil. 

[badaids]

Austria have got some sloppy and lazy players in their midfield, fully expect Everton to snap them up.

[Jasha]

The Italian team are unusual in that they are the only side at this year's tournament where all of the players hail from the boot-shaped nation of Italy.

But could you really trust an Italian called Bryan?

[chveik]

Except for Jorginho who was born in the mick hucknall's nutsacked shaped nation of Brazil.

and Emerson... imi, you plonker!

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

I favour a pale blue for Italy with tricolore features rather than this two tone sea/ink affair.

[imitationleather]

For me, the Italians are the only side at Euro 2020 where most of the squad were born within the borders of Italy.

[Poobum]

Arnautovic just giving up running for the through ball, bodes well.

[badaids]

For me the Italians are the only side at Euro 2020 which ride around as pairs on tiny scooters wearing their crash helmets on backwards, whistling at women and pickpocketing tourists within the borders of Italy.

[Mr Eggs]

Austria playing like a nation of incest sex dungeon builders.

[Mr Eggs]

And that could stifle the Italians.

[chveik]

Arnautovic just giving up running for the through ball, bodes well.

i thought that racist cunt was suspended

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

Arnautovic throwing a teddy strop every time his shitter team mates mess up then fucking up himself. Those heady Stoke days must feel a lifetime ago.

[Poobum]

Considering Arnautovic used a word even Serbs recognize as racist, the one game ban does seem a tad lenient.

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

THRIKEPOST

[badaids]

Verratti peenalised, those filthy Austrian bastards.

[Mr Eggs]

Big man. Feet. Wonderful.

[kalowski]

Couple be worse, Chris Sutton on the wireless

Sutton is dreadful, Bruce.

[Inspector Norse]

For me, the Italians are the only side at Euro 2020 where most of the squad were born within the borders of Italy.

Apart from San Marino, whose national squad are there working as stewards.

[El Unicornio, mang]

I want to see the rest of that one player's Mickey Mouse tattoo.

Also bring on Locatelli please for my fantasy.

[badaids]

Sutton is dreadful, Bruce.

He can't be worse than Murphy surely.

[phes]

Chris Sutton is an idiot

[badaids]

What bullshit is Page coming up with about Wales.  He should have been honest and say that Wales just didn't turn up today.

[Mr Eggs]

He can't be worse than Murphy surely.

Imagine an angry tractor salesman being invited to shout at a pensioner to try and make him fall over. That's his Comms style.

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

What bullshit is Page coming up with about Wales.  He should have been honest and say that Wales just didn't turn up today.

Might have a chance at an EPL job with that standard of post-loss interview.

[Jasha]

Imagine seeing Matt Hancock on 100 inches of Hisense