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Euro 2020 in the Year 2021 Part 2: Jumpere til målstolper

Started by Shoulders?-Stomach!, June 26, 2021, 07:03:32 PM

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colacentral

Danny Murphy thinks he's hard seeing nothing wrong with fouls.

Inspector Norse

Austria doing a decent number on Italy here: forcing their forwards wide to stop the front three linking up, sitting deep in midfield to stop the runners there. Italy a bit messy in the second half as a result.



imitationleather


Inspector Norse

And there goes that clean sheet record![nb]VAR permitting[/nb]


imitationleather


Inspector Norse


Mr Eggs


Chollis

Oh come on, would love Austria to go through. I can't think of one single bad Austrian.


Quote

Decisions should be made on how funny/entertaining they are, or how much bantz they provoke.

Inspector Norse

Quote from: Chollis on June 26, 2021, 09:24:13 PM
Oh come on, would love Austria to go through. I can't think of one single bad Austrian.

Have you not seen Amadeus? Mozart was a right pranny.

imitationleather

Quote from: Chollis on June 26, 2021, 09:24:13 PM
Oh come on, would love Austria to go through. I can't think of one single bad Austrian.

Lauda, the flammable fuck.

bgmnts

Italy playing shite against weaker opposition after three byes into the knockouts.

This means they'll win.

BlodwynPig

Fuck, I saw on live score if was 1-0. Turned on BBC on iPlayer and they just scored (delay on iplayer?). Now ruled out. Fuck that.

Shoulders?-Stomach!


Shoulders?-Stomach!

Be good if the Austrian team or Austrian nation were at all likable.

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Prince Phil's funeral had more atmosphere than this game.

notjosh

How could Arnautovic's foot be offside if it didn't interfere with the goal?

Shoulders?-Stomach!

Quote from: Quote on June 26, 2021, 09:27:20 PM
Prince Phil's funeral had more atmosphere than this game.

It's not every day that a geriatric paedophile at the heart of the establishment snuffs it - unless it is in Italy.

imitationleather

Both of these teams are not worthy to prance upon the hallowed New Wembley turf.

badaids

There's a simple solution to these small margin offside controversies - they should make all the players wear clown shoe boots with gradations down the length to help get accurate reading with the VAR replays.


Shoulders?-Stomach!

Stuart Attwell managing to take 10x as long as every other nationality referee to deal with VAR calls.

badaids

Quote from: Shoulders?-Stomach! on June 26, 2021, 09:34:47 PM
Stuart Attwell managing to take 10x as long as every other nationality referee to deal with VAR calls.

Danny Murphy opining that Austria were only half a yard offside.

imitationleather

Quote from: imitationleather on June 26, 2021, 08:02:11 PM
Fucking Danny Murphy. This century's Lawro.

0:0 incoming.

Why did I not put ten grand on this?


Captain Z

Reckon Italy might end up settling for a point here.