Dead granddad wank

[machotrouts]

My mum knocked on my bedroom door while I was wanking. I pulled my trousers up and opened the door, and she told me my granddad had died. Immediately after she left, I made a very interesting decision: I dropped my trousers and resumed the wank. Scarcely 3 minutes passed between my hearing about my granddad's death, and my doing a big cum on a runway of Kleenex.

Let's examine that. Did I do the right thing?

[Twit 2]

Coffin full of dildos.

[Captain Z]

It's what he would have wanted.

[Cuellar]

I don't know.

[El Unicornio, mang]

When you've gotta go, you've gotta go!

[idunnosomename]

you should be in prison

[Catalogue Trousers]

Depends on who you were wanking over. Was it your Dad, or Clement Attlee with a huge moustache drawn on his chin?

[DrGreggles]

Hope he pulls through.

[TrenterPercenter]

My mum knocked on my bedroom door while I was wanking. I pulled my trousers up and opened the door, and she told me my granddad had died. Immediately after she left, I made a very interesting decision: I dropped my trousers and resumed the wank. Scarcely 3 minutes passed between my hearing about my dead granddad, and my doing a big cum on a runway of Kleenex.

Let's examine that. Did I do the right thing?

I'm not really one for needless moralising about things I would always ask the questions did your actions cause any hurt or discomfort to anyone else?


If the answer is no then the moral examination stops there.

[JamesTC]

Sounds like your grandad isn't the only person who was stiff.

[TrenterPercenter]

Sounds like your grandad isn't the only person who was stiff.

Or with blue balls

[Butchers Blind]

Good for you, nothing like a grief wank. Have one at the funeral.

[Kelvin]

Always nice when you cry before a wank instead of during or after.

[David Pielingtonburygrot]

I reckon the line would only have been crossed if you'd carried on wanking to completion as she broke the news. Instead, you pulled up your trousers and stopped, which was the right thing to do, to quote Tony Blair.

[Huxleys Babkins]

Try and get Wood Beez played at the funeral.

[idunnosomename]

I reckon the line would only have been crossed if you'd carried on wanking to completion as she broke the news. Instead, you pulled up your trousers and stopped, which was the right thing to do, to quote Tony Blair.

are you saying his climax was like the Iraq War?

[David Pielingtonburygrot]

are you saying his climax was like the Iraq War?

Sorry, I should have used quotation marks to make things clearer: "I reckon the line would only have been crossed if you'd carried on wanking to completion as she broke the news. Instead, you pulled up your trousers and stopped, which was the right thing to do", to quote Tony Blair.

[shagatha crustie]

There's no right or wrong response to grief.

[Butchers Blind]

[Tony Tony Tony]

Depends what your Grandpappy died of. If he wanked himself to death then it would be considered as a solemn tribute.

You could always use the same Kleenex to sniffle into at the funeral, though tossing it into the grave would be disrespectful.

[idunnosomename]

one of those sperm probably contained your grandad's soul. it should have gone into a womb. now he is trapped in purgatory.

[BlodwynPig]

Would have been funny if you came on your mums face as she stooped down to give you a comfort hug as her dear old dad had passed away

[Norton Canes]

Carpe diem mate

[PlanktonSideburns]

My mum knocked on my bedroom door while I was wanking. I pulled my trousers up and opened the door, and she told me my granddad had died. Immediately after she left, I made a very interesting decision: I dropped my trousers and resumed the wank. Scarcely 3 minutes passed between my hearing about my granddad's death, and my doing a big cum on a runway of Kleenex.

Let's examine that. Did I do the right thing?

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A golden window of opportunity

[El Unicornio, mang]

Would have been better if you'd been doing it with headphones on and your eyes closed and she left a note about it and a hot cup of tea.

[Neville Chamberlain]

I pulled my trousers up and opened the door

This is how most of my anecdotes start :-(

[Tony Tony Tony]

This is how most of my anecdotes start :-(

Better still if it were 'I pulled down my trousers and opened the door'.

[Norton Canes]

Funny place to have a door

[Fishfinger]

Did I do the right thing?

Given your tale's potential as grist for the Wimblewrong mill, yes.

[Fambo Number Mive]

Sorry to hear about your grandad, machotrouts.