Dead granddad wank

[machotrouts]

Here's a photo of my dead granddad, if any of you need it for anything.

[Captain Z]

That's no age.

[Shit Good Nose]

Would have been better if you'd been doing it with headphones on and your eyes closed and she left a note about it

"TEA AT 6
ENJOY your WANK
XXX"

[Cuellar]

"P.S. granddad dead
ok cheers
xxx"

[Butchers Blind]

Here's a photo of my dead granddad, if any of you need it for anything.

He looks very much alive in that photo. Fail wank.

[Fishfinger]

Here's a photo of my dead granddad, if any of you need it for anything.

Never buy a dinghy online for a rough sea crossing.

[wosl]

You'll need to stick a pin in that, if he's being buried at sea.  RIP, grandad.

[idunnosomename]

Looks like hes a turd looking up from under a chrome toilet seat.

Rip big man

[gmoney]

RIP

You masturbating might be one the first things he saw, looking down at you from the afterlife.

[Huxleys Babkins]

Grandad??? Grandead more like!!!

_{Joking aside, I'm sorry for your loss. Of your grandad, that is, not of your spunk.}

[hamfist]

Cum is the pure essence of life. Teeming with billions of life. Every time someone dies, someone has to cum to compensate or we go extinct. Put the kleenex in the coffin with him.

[flotemysost]

This is almost exactly the opening of a manuscript submission I read last year for a writing scheme, except it was the protagonist's brother who had died, and the wank involved a dildo. Nice rework but still rejected, sorry.

In seriousness, I'm very sorry to you and your family for your loss. And it's absolutely not your fault that you happened to be... arriving as he was going - I've heard some pretty surreal stories about what people were doing at the moment of hearing about a loved one's death.

I was in a club when my dad told me my granddad had died, and once I'd taken the phone call I went back in and carried on with the night - there was nothing I could have done at that moment, we'd both been going to see him deteriorating further and further in hospital for ages and so neither of us were in shock, it was more just a matter of "ah right, guess it's happened, thank goodness he's not suffering any more". There's no right or wrong way to feel or react, especially at the exact moment of getting the news.

[PlanktonSideburns]

Here's a photo of my dead granddad, if any of you need it for anything.

Is he dying or being born there?

[Better Midlands]

Depends what your Grandpappy died of. If he wanked himself to death then it would be considered as a solemn tribute.

[deaddildoguy.jpg]

[idunnosomename]

hiya dead grandad mate

[JamesTC]

You never forget what you were doing when your grandad dies.

I still remember 12 years ago when my mother let me know just as I was watching the Doctor Who story The War Games. Every time I watch it, I think of him.

Hopefully you have a similar experience except instead of the Doctor Who story The War Games it is wanking your penis to completion.

[hamfist]

Here's a photo of my dead granddad, if any of you need it for anything.

The top creases of his 0 years old balloon look a bit like some kind of futuristic sex arse

[steve98]

Here's a photo of my dead granddad, if any of you need it for anything.

Here's a vid of mine gettin' ready for the 12th:

"And a one and a two and a one two we're up to our knees in Fenian blood, surrender or you'll die! da da da da-da da Billy Boys."

https://twitter.com/i/status/1410832743357849611

[vanilla.coffee]

Any pics of your mum we can have a wa... look at ?

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

GUILTY

[Johnny Yesno]

That's no age.

Damn. If I get a quip as good as that on my death, I'll be a very happy man. Condolences machotrouts.

[idunnosomename]

what an unexpectedly heartwarming thread.

[Retinend]

Always nice when you cry before a wank instead of during or after.

Perfect avatar+post combo

[ProvanFan]

Aw he's like a Dreamcast tech demo.

[Tony Tony Tony]

Would have been funny if you came on your mums face as she stooped down to give you a comfort hug as her dear old dad had passed away

Given what's on Pornhub these days (or so I'm told) this happens far more often than you might think.

[JamesTC]

Given what's on Pornhub these days (or so I'm told) this happens far more often than you might think.

Stepmom Comforts Stepson with Handjob After Step Grandfather Dies

[machotrouts]

Just found the full version of that photo – was a bit nonplussed by the 6 until I realised it was for him and my nan's 60th wedding anniversary. Did you know you get a card from the Queen for that? Well you do.

[PlanktonSideburns]

Nan's looking right sassy there

[machotrouts]

They fucking hated each other. Catholics though

[PlanktonSideburns]

Nan looks fun

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