Jess Conrad, a veritable fountain of crap songs

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His Twitter feed is a wonderful source of celebrity photos.

Good self-deprecating gag. Seems a nice enough chap BUT WHAT IS HE HIDING

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Strong Morrissey vibes to Soccer Superstar. If Moz had written a song about a footballer past his prime in the mid-90s, it wouldn't have been miles away from this.