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A-soccer-lypse in pictures (NSFW)

Started by Fry, July 11, 2021, 04:57:47 PM

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checkoutgirl

#30
July 11, 2021, 05:26:07 PM
Quote from: JamesTC on July 11, 2021, 05:07:02 PM
Here you go (NSFW obviously)

Under no circumstance could that be described as a dick. This is the dick chart, you're nowhere on this chart.

Fry

#31
July 11, 2021, 05:27:46 PM
Quote from: Fry on July 11, 2021, 04:57:47 PM


Images like this define a moment and its genuinely sad how smart phones have ruined the texture. Before, every other person in the photo would be doing something different, reacting in a different way. Making the picture come alive vividly, drawing you into the picture by allowing you identify with each reaction. Now the other figures are merely holding their phone directly at the subject of the photo, becoming nothing other than more observers of the event you're observing. Its a shame.its sterile.  Perhaps 2020+ in microcosm?

JamesTC

#32
July 11, 2021, 05:28:41 PM
Imagine how much worse it would be if we weren't in lockdown.

Goldentony

#33
July 11, 2021, 05:29:00 PM
I hope they try and get into the Saatchi Gallery

Ferris

#34
July 11, 2021, 05:29:12 PM
I'm wearing that red England jersey (back left) as I type this actually. Maybe I'd blend in. Maybe I could live in the filth.

robhug

#36
July 11, 2021, 05:30:03 PM
Quote from: Fry on July 11, 2021, 04:57:47 PM
Pictures and video of England descending into anarchy thanks to a positive/negative result in the final. Expect lots of bums and willies.

Flare up jacksie.


Video of a man waving his willy about and holding a flag.
https://twitter.com/twitdanielj/status/1414242449162125315?s=20

Whats the world coming to when you cant innocently shove a flare up your own arse without being photographed/sexually assaulted

Cuellar

#37
July 11, 2021, 05:30:16 PM
Quote from: Goldentony on July 11, 2021, 05:29:00 PM
I hope they try and get into the Saatchi Gallery

Right into the Saatchi Gallery!

Goldentony

#38
July 11, 2021, 05:31:12 PM
do keep ups in the saatchi gallery you cowards

Ferris

#39
July 11, 2021, 05:31:40 PM

checkoutgirl

#40
July 11, 2021, 05:34:52 PM
Quotethousands of England fans

Why do those 4 words alone make me slightly uneasy?

We're having a party tonight.
Oh yeah, who's coming?
Thousands of England fans.
Oh fuck.

PlanktonSideburns

#41
July 11, 2021, 05:37:33 PM
Quote from: El Unicornio, mang on July 11, 2021, 05:10:26 PM



Looks like a neglected kennel for computer game protagonists

Mr Banlon

#42
July 11, 2021, 05:38:14 PM
Quote from: El Unicornio, mang on July 11, 2021, 05:12:29 PM
Same bloke, but pixelated


I think one pixel would have been enough.

Fry

#43
July 11, 2021, 05:43:26 PM
Bloke snorting coke to the delight and support of other fans.
https://twitter.com/AyoCaesar/status/1414258384279330823?s=20

Goldentony

#44
July 11, 2021, 05:45:06 PM
HERE WE FUCKING GO, THE COKES OUT

PlanktonSideburns

#45
July 11, 2021, 05:46:00 PM
Quote from: checkoutgirl on July 11, 2021, 05:34:52 PM
Why do those 4 words alone make me slightly uneasy?

We're having a party tonight.
Oh yeah, who's coming?
Thousands of England fans.
Oh fuck.

Sorry about the delay, we will have you in theatre in the next half an hour, our head surgeon and his team got called away on an emergency. But don't worry, we have found a more than adequate replacement team, it is only a routine surgery after all

(distant rumbling noise gets closer, revealing its self to be the sound of people cheering, chanting and smashing up busses)

Oh here they come now

Thousands Of England Fans

mothman

#47
July 11, 2021, 05:50:35 PM

BlodwynPig

#48
July 11, 2021, 05:51:38 PM
I thought 19th was in 8 days?

PlanktonSideburns

#49
July 11, 2021, 05:54:35 PM
Hope some nicer bigger Willie's come out soon

Though the zeitgeistitude of a man who looks like he is doing a wrestling move on a tardigrade waving an England flag in an apocalyptic match day wasteland is not lost on me

BlodwynPig

#50
July 11, 2021, 05:54:37 PM
Quote from: Fry on July 11, 2021, 05:43:26 PM
Bloke snorting coke to the delight and support of other fans.
https://twitter.com/AyoCaesar/status/1414258384279330823?s=20

KILL THEM ALL PLEASE COVID DO IT... I THOUGHT WE'D FINISHED WITH THIS

THE MADENGLISH AND HIS DOGSMAN

Mr Banlon

#51
July 11, 2021, 05:58:28 PM

Goldentony

#52
July 11, 2021, 05:59:40 PM
THE ANGEL FACKIN ISLINGTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON

jenna appleseed

#54
July 11, 2021, 06:03:38 PM
Quote from: FerriswheelBueller on July 11, 2021, 05:17:51 PM
How do people come up with this type of thing?

"Daz, would you like to... would you like to pull my trousers down, here, in Leicester square, and put a firework... we'll, I'd help but we could, sort of, if you wanted, we could put a firework..."

"I know what you are saying and yes absolutely, undo your belt"

surely the Ledge would be forcing Daz (or somebody he hates) to be the one who gets their bum exploded?

PlanktonSideburns

#55
July 11, 2021, 06:04:22 PM
WHERE ARE THE BIG BRITISH KNOBS AND TESTICLES

Goldentony

#56
July 11, 2021, 06:08:21 PM
get every possible square inch of London covered in 78000 different types of mens piss, food the fucking national war museum with ureene, slabs of the Berlin Wall floating down the Thames, lads lying half dead on them trying not to cum

Mr Banlon

#57
July 11, 2021, 06:08:53 PM
Quote from: PlanktonSideburns on July 11, 2021, 06:04:22 PM
WHERE ARE THE BIG BRITISH KNOBS AND TESTICLES
All shrunk in from beer and chang.

PlanktonSideburns

#59
July 11, 2021, 06:12:36 PM
Has he got a good nob has he?

Starting to feel like there's not a single good dick amongst this shower
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