A-soccer-lypse in pictures (NSFW)

[idunnosomename]

That bloke has brought every man and boy in the country together in thinking "blimey, my willy's bigger than that"

[Dex Sawash]

big hands

[chveik]

That bloke has brought every man and boy in the country together in thinking "blimey, my willy's bigger than that"

give the lad a knighthood

[Goldentony]

have they got to the saatchi gallery yet

[Emotional Support Peacock]

That bloke has brought every man and boy in the country together in thinking "blimey, my willy's bigger than that"

Much needed after watching Celebrity Gogglebox on Friday

[Better Midlands]

Has he got a good nob has he?

Starting to feel like there's not a single good dick amongst this grower, not a shower

[Gurke and Hare]

Images like this define a moment and its genuinely sad how smart phones have ruined the texture. Before, every other person in the photo would be doing something different, reacting in a different way. Making the picture come alive vividly, drawing you into the picture by allowing you identify with each reaction. Now the other figures are merely holding their phone directly at the subject of the photo, becoming nothing other than more observers of the event you're observing. Its a shame.its sterile.  Perhaps 2020+ in microcosm?

Yeah, you'd never get the second greatest photo ever taken at a football match today:



The greatest, you ask?



Not a phone in sight.

[Butchers Blind]

His name is Justin.

[Mr Banlon]

give the lad a knighthood

The Queen will have to use a very short sword

[Gurke and Hare]

Also, that bloke really should have painted eyes on his buttocks so it looked like his arse was smoking a cigar. Bloody millennials.

[Cuntbeaks]

Best send in the Russian Ultras to beat these cunts to pulp, again.

[Better Midlands]

Fans trying to get into Wembley without tickets

https://twitter.com/NewsForAllUK/status/1414268273487716360?s=19

[Sebastian Cobb]

I was assured people would be arrested and thrown in jail for saying they're English.

[BlodwynPig]

Then


Now

[Sebastian Cobb]

Ok one this is funny because anyone driving a Lamborghini is a tool

https://twitter.com/marcusjdl/status/1414273222837690370

[badaids]

It's already carnage by the look of it - after the match it's going to be a nightmare with fans kicking off all over place.  If England lose it's going to be 10 times worse than that.

[Sebastian Cobb]

Chuckled at this one:
https://twitter.com/thexbomb/status/1414273884824739844

If you really loved England, you'd finger your auntie and talk to Jeremy Kyle about it.

[Norton Canes]

Who wouldn't want to be in amongst all that!

Has it rained there? Or is it just beer and piss?

[checkoutgirl]

Bloke snorting coke to the delight and support of other fans.
https://twitter.com/AyoCaesar/status/1414258384279330823?s=20

That's a brave/stupid man producing cocaine where other people can see it. Ten seconds later a queue forms, "giz a sniff mate"

Five minutes later video posted to the internet.

Monday morning loses job.

[BlodwynPig]

Has it rained there? Or is it just beer and piss?

Male Sauna Eroto-Juice

[jobotic]

Naked fella looks like Tyrone

[El Unicornio, mang]

That's a brave/stupid man producing cocaine where other people can see it. Ten seconds later a queue forms, "giz a sniff mate"

The idiot only had a few samples of his coke to hand out.

Three lines from a berk.

[BlodwynPig]

That's a brave/stupid man producing cocaine where other people can see it. Ten seconds later a queue forms, "giz a sniff mate"

Five minutes later video posted to the internet.

Monday morning loses job.

I expect its a turning point in England. Thick hedonism rules - Boss "wahayyyyyy, Engerlund, Legend! Promotion, mate - and you can fuck my wife"

[Gurke and Hare]

https://twitter.com/lewis_goodall/status/1414216252587970563

Yeah, my uncle Bill used to love sticking fireworks up his arse.

[Sebastian Cobb]

That's a brave/stupid man producing cocaine where other people can see it. Ten seconds later a queue forms, "giz a sniff mate"

Five minutes later video posted to the internet.

Monday morning loses job.

If it's midday like she says then he's probably going to have the lot boshed far too early and just wired and slowly coming down by the time of the match.

[idunnosomename]

Fans trying to get into Wembley without tickets

https://twitter.com/NewsForAllUK/status/1414268273487716360?s=19

doubt it. they're not actually that near to it yet. i mean theres another flight of stairs, more barricades before they get to the gates proper

https://goo.gl/maps/YFVF9e56RBw6R2UV8

they're just cocaine-fuelled and looking for a barney

[PlanktonSideburns]

I'd that lin Manuel miranda above Eric's shoulder there?

[JamesTC]

https://twitter.com/lewis_goodall/status/1414216252587970563

Yeah, my uncle Bill used to love sticking fireworks up his arse.

Over 100,000 arses without flares up them. Makes you think. A sombre time we live in.

[PlanktonSideburns]

grower, not a shower

If he truly loved England he would be rock hard

[The Mollusk]

Nuke Leicester Square. The fact it's full of these cunts is a bonus.