Author Topic: Infantilisation  (Read 6464 times)

Infantilisation
« on: July 14, 2021, 06:12:44 AM »
On Monday, at Birmingham Airport, I saw a poster inviting one to visit one of the restaurants or cafes in Departures for refreshments.  At the bottom, the concluding phrase was 'nom nom; slurp slurp.'

Re: Infantilisation
« Reply #1 on: July 14, 2021, 07:16:18 AM »
lol

idunnosomename

  • FROG ON THE BIG WHEEL
Re: Infantilisation
« Reply #2 on: July 14, 2021, 12:02:58 PM »
Not sure if that's suitable for infants

icehaven

  • WORLD'S BIGGEST RIP OFF: $100 PER PERSON
Re: Infantilisation
« Reply #3 on: July 14, 2021, 12:42:23 PM »
On Monday, at Birmingham Airport, I saw a poster inviting one to visit one of the restaurants or cafes in Departures for refreshments.  At the bottom, the concluding phrase was 'nom nom; slurp slurp.'

Maybe it's just me but there's something deliberately misanthropic and sarcastic about that ''nom nom; slurp slurp'', as if they're saying "So not only can you afford to fly around destroying the planet but you can afford airport prices too, and like a demanding baby you can't even wait until you're on the plane to start stuffing yourselves so come on, waddle this way to enjoy nomming your £15 burger and slurping your £7 drink then you can have a nice widdle nap on the pwane, you spoiled brats."
« Last Edit: July 14, 2021, 01:20:47 PM by icehaven »

Echo Valley 2-6809

  • Part of no circle
Re: Infantilisation
« Reply #4 on: July 14, 2021, 02:34:06 PM »
Perhaps this one was posted in one of the other threads, but:





And then you take the lid off to find this abomination


Fambo Number Mive

  • Golden Member
  • *****
  • MAKE ROOM FOR THE MUSHROOMS
Re: Infantilisation
« Reply #5 on: July 14, 2021, 02:39:25 PM »
On Monday, at Birmingham Airport, I saw a poster inviting one to visit one of the restaurants or cafes in Departures for refreshments.  At the bottom, the concluding phrase was 'nom nom; slurp slurp.'

Do they have signs on the toilet saying "wee wee, piss piss?"

idunnosomename

  • FROG ON THE BIG WHEEL
Re: Infantilisation
« Reply #6 on: July 14, 2021, 02:49:28 PM »
And then you take the lid off to find this abomination


the consistent use of pentagrams is an interesting choice. although only the one at the top is inverted.

Re: Infantilisation
« Reply #7 on: July 14, 2021, 02:54:24 PM »


"We didn't put enough fruit in this yogurt. Please buy some raspberries to make our bland slop edible."

non capisco

  • Ooh hark at him, he thinks he's DAVID ESSEX!
    • https://twitter.com/IsThisRoss
Re: Infantilisation
« Reply #8 on: July 14, 2021, 02:55:29 PM »
Emily Clark sucks off unicorns, pass it on.

Re: Infantilisation
« Reply #9 on: July 14, 2021, 02:57:06 PM »
"We didn't put enough fruit in this yogurt. Please buy some raspberries to make our bland slop edible."

Sorry, infantilisation thread, innit.

"Ooopsie! We didn't put enough fruitywoots in this yoggy-yog-yog. Pweeeease buy some raspy-rasp-rasps to make our bland slop ediboobilible."

Emily Clark sucks off unicorns, pass it on.

Saw her do that in Game of Thrones.

Re: Infantilisation
« Reply #10 on: July 14, 2021, 04:13:26 PM »
Emily Clark sucks off unicorns, pass it on.

Dead unicorns.
She's a schlong gobbling zoophilic necrophile.
Sorry, she's an icky wicky wowwypop sooking beastyweasty neckyphoophoo.

Re: Infantilisation
« Reply #11 on: July 14, 2021, 04:42:51 PM »

Re: Infantilisation
« Reply #12 on: July 14, 2021, 05:22:06 PM »
Looks like a school bully defaced a giant eraser.

Fambo Number Mive

  • Golden Member
  • *****
  • MAKE ROOM FOR THE MUSHROOMS
Re: Infantilisation
« Reply #13 on: July 14, 2021, 05:23:16 PM »
Imagine how many towels that woman needs if she can only use half a towel per body part.

JesusAndYourBush

  • Earnest silky coconut shell
    • http://www.google.com
Re: Infantilisation
« Reply #14 on: July 14, 2021, 07:48:56 PM »
Is that an American towel or a British one?

Sebastian Cobb

  • bad opinion haver
Re: Infantilisation
« Reply #15 on: July 14, 2021, 07:53:20 PM »
If she washed herself properly she'd have nothing to worry about.

Beagle 2

  • Silver Member
  • ****
Re: Infantilisation
« Reply #16 on: July 14, 2021, 08:28:15 PM »
Can you get one that says penis/balls?

Re: Infantilisation
« Reply #17 on: July 14, 2021, 08:37:14 PM »
Can you get one that says penis/balls?

So without the Face part? Are you that prescriptive?

idunnosomename

  • FROG ON THE BIG WHEEL
Re: Infantilisation
« Reply #18 on: July 15, 2021, 01:28:54 AM »
Can you get one that says penis/balls?
probably would buy that tbh

pigamus

  • Member
  • **
  • Sex, death, mayonnaise.
Re: Infantilisation
« Reply #19 on: July 15, 2021, 01:38:27 AM »
TOP ENDA


——————-


PUDENDA

Mr Banlon

  • If you're gonna go nog, you gotta go Mingus
Re: Infantilisation
« Reply #20 on: July 15, 2021, 02:17:00 AM »

She got up in the night to use the loo, and found her son's friend sat on the toilet huffing the pink end of the towel and wanking like a chimp.

Dex Sawash

  • Silver Member
  • ****
  • Upphängningspunkterna
Re: Infantilisation
« Reply #21 on: July 15, 2021, 02:20:43 AM »
She got up in the night to use the loo, and found her son's friend husband sat on the toilet huffing the pink end of the towel and wanking like a chimp.

Echo Valley 2-6809

  • Part of no circle
Re: Infantilisation
« Reply #22 on: July 15, 2021, 02:21:27 AM »
Have you got a match towel?

Yeah, my arse, my face.

Re: Infantilisation
« Reply #23 on: July 15, 2021, 02:24:36 AM »
She got up in the night to use the loo, and found her son's friend sat on the toilet huffing the pink end of the towel and wanking like a chimp fucking legend.

zomgmouse

  • I love carrots
    • BEN VOLCHOK DOT COM
Re: Infantilisation
« Reply #24 on: July 15, 2021, 02:33:32 AM »
Towel split into four parts: my neck, my back, my pussy and my crack. The rest of your body, puzzlingly, stays wet.

Re: Infantilisation
« Reply #25 on: July 15, 2021, 09:22:34 AM »
NOSE

BELL END

Re: Infantilisation
« Reply #26 on: July 15, 2021, 09:24:26 AM »


And this lid is gay!!!

Re: Infantilisation
« Reply #27 on: July 15, 2021, 10:54:28 AM »

imitationleather

  • "The French... are famous... for their kissing"
    • http://last.fm/user/ImiLeathr
Re: Infantilisation
« Reply #28 on: July 15, 2021, 11:41:04 AM »
ENTRANCE


EXIT

COCK GOES IN

SHIT COMES OUT

But which end is for which bodypart? It'd be like when they have really elaborate signs on loos and it's impossible to tell what they mean.

This post could be viewed as a bit sexist and I should've posted it from an alt account, sorry.

Imagine a man is posing with the towel and it's fine.

Re: Infantilisation
« Reply #29 on: July 15, 2021, 11:43:49 AM »
Tonstant weader fwowed up.

Is it me or is there a lot of this sort of thing going on with vegan/health food brands? I like Oatly Barista but I could do without the wackaging.

Tags: