#craftywank vs Penis Balls

[Poirots BigGarlickyCorpse]

folks folks folks

you're all overthinking this

he (allegedly) had a wank during class

something he chose to do, not something he couldn't help

he's an adult now and he's being mocked for it now

if he was a random thirteen year old and his mates were mocking him for it on social media that would be wrong of them

if it was Prince George who was caught having a craftywank in about five years' time and the tabloids, or even leftie Twitter, decided to make a whole thing of it, that would be disgusting and everyone should be ashamed of themselves

but it isn't it's Darren Grimes a grown-up man who earlier this month tweeted at Marcus Rashford to stick to penalties instead of trying to draw attention to hungry children

so fuck him and his feelings

[Wonderful Butternut]

folks folks folks

you're all overthinking this

he (allegedly) had a wank during class

something he chose to do, not something he couldn't help

he's an adult now and he's being mocked for it now

if he was a random thirteen year old and his mates were mocking him for it on social media that would be wrong of them

if it was Prince George who was caught having a craftywank in about five years' time and the tabloids, or even leftie Twitter, decided to make a whole thing of it, that would be disgusting and everyone should be ashamed of themselves

but it isn't it's Darren Grimes a grown-up man who earlier this month tweeted at Marcus Rashford to stick to penalties instead of trying to draw attention to hungry children

so fuck him and his feelings

Amen.

[idunnosomename]

so the cunt got the account suspended and he's still whining. and he turned off replies

https://twitter.com/darrengrimes_/status/1416113296000827400

[DrGreggles]

so the cunt got the account suspended and he's still whining. and he turned off replies

https://twitter.com/darrengrimes_/status/1416113296000827400

The other account has been deleted/disabled by the user, rather than suspended.
Almost as if it was 'job done'.

[idunnosomename]

not sure you can ever tell with twitter why an account's gone. like with andrew lawrence. they're hardly transparent on their processes

[Wonderful Butternut]

The other account has been deleted/disabled by the user, rather than suspended.
Almost as if it was 'job done'.

Thought it odd that Twitter dealt with a pile on that quickly, all right.

[DrGreggles]

It says it's suspended if it's been done by Twitter, as it gives the option to remove 'offensive' tweets first.

Spoiler alert

Hi Graeme!

[close]

[idunnosomename]

I am Penis Balls.

[Pink Gregory]

P. Nizsbalz

[Lisa Jesusandmarychain]

I am Penis Balls.

Mark E. Smith in 1985 considers rewrite.

[madhair60]

I feel like this is all just a waste of time when it could be spread around that he's a nonce and that's it, he's over

[dr beat]

W*****g in the classroom is probably my favourite Paul Nicholas song.  Caused quite a stir on Cheggers Plays Pop IIRC.

[Lisa Jesusandmarychain]

I prefer Toploader's song of the same title.

[idunnosomename]

Think you'll find that's a King Harvest cover

[Barry Admin]

The account that posted fake messages that purport to be made by me has been removed by Twitter. I wonder if I'll receive apologies by the Left for bullying pile-on that ensued from it? They say they care about tackling 'fake news', so why share clear examples of it? Hypocrites.

So "my name is Penis Balls" worked really well, and caused Grimes to make an extremely hypocritcal accusation of hypocrisy, in a locked-to-comments post, all while denying someone their Freeze Peach because he couldn't take a fucking joke.

Hopefully he'll vanish along with GB News now.

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

Maybe after all this, he is the real winner and CLEVER MAN.

No, he isn't.

[Sebastian Cobb]

People really do forget that although the left aligned with Corbyn, they did not wholesale subscribe to all of his tenets.

[katzenjammer]

So fearful of we plebs been offered genuine choice

https://twitter.com/darrengrimes_/status/1416139575240630274?s=20

Hmmm

[idunnosomename]

cancelled? for having a wank? a succulent crafty wank?

[Captain Z]

Please take the penis balls out.