Author Topic: Elvis and Kurt Cobain have been dead for as long as they were alive  (Read 1350 times)

Re: Elvis and Kurt Cobain have been dead for as long as they were alive
« Reply #30 on: July 17, 2021, 02:08:51 AM »

"Well done on shooting John Lennon's penis off, Elvis"
"Ahuh huh, it was nothin'"
Ringo out of shot, clapping.

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Re: Elvis and Kurt Cobain have been dead for as long as they were alive
« Reply #31 on: July 17, 2021, 02:30:07 AM »
If Bon Scott was alive this week he would be older than Jean-Paul Sartre was when he died. Makes you think yeah

Re: Elvis and Kurt Cobain have been dead for as long as they were alive
« Reply #32 on: July 17, 2021, 04:53:53 AM »
If Gene Vincent was dead while he was still alive, it would have been a bit creepy.

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Re: Elvis and Kurt Cobain have been dead for as long as they were alive
« Reply #33 on: July 17, 2021, 05:03:02 AM »
If Gene Vincent was dead while he was still alive, it would have been a bit creepy.

Who's that shit who stole his guitar at the police station? Cunt's trick and no mistake

Re: Elvis and Kurt Cobain have been dead for as long as they were alive
« Reply #34 on: July 17, 2021, 05:08:53 AM »
If Elvis were still alive, he'd be dead by now.

Re: Elvis and Kurt Cobain have been dead for as long as they were alive
« Reply #35 on: July 17, 2021, 05:26:44 AM »
If Elvis hadn't died in '77 he could've lived to see John Lennon get shot.

Marvin Gaye's dying words were 'at least I outlived those two cunts, Presley and Lennon.'

Re: Elvis and Kurt Cobain have been dead for as long as they were alive
« Reply #36 on: July 17, 2021, 05:53:26 AM »
If Buddy Holly was alive today, he'd be proper sick of people asking him about the plane crash.

And instead of American Pie, Don Maclean would have written Iron Man.

Re: Elvis and Kurt Cobain have been dead for as long as they were alive
« Reply #37 on: July 17, 2021, 05:58:06 AM »
Imagine what a shitshow Elvis would've been at the Concert for New York City. He'd have done Where The Streets Have No Name

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Re: Elvis and Kurt Cobain have been dead for as long as they were alive
« Reply #38 on: July 17, 2021, 06:38:49 AM »
The combined age of the Beatles when they broke up is the exact same number of years since HMS Dreadnought was launched.

Re: Elvis and Kurt Cobain have been dead for as long as they were alive
« Reply #39 on: July 17, 2021, 06:57:07 AM »
If Buddy Holly was alive today, he'd be proper sick of people asking him about the plane crash.

And instead of American Pie, Don Maclean would have written Iron Man.

Well Cyborg Holly would have left an indelible mark on american culture.

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Re: Elvis and Kurt Cobain have been dead for as long as they were alive
« Reply #40 on: July 17, 2021, 07:20:14 AM »
Buddy Holly was 22 when he died. It was 23 years from his plane crash to his appearance alongside Christopher Ryan. 24 years ago this month, Microsoft stopped including the Weezer song "Buddy Holly" on some versions of the Windows 95 CD-ROM. Christ

Re: Elvis and Kurt Cobain have been dead for as long as they were alive
« Reply #41 on: July 17, 2021, 07:21:52 AM »
If Lennon was still with us he could have performed his cameo in the film Yesterday

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Re: Elvis and Kurt Cobain have been dead for as long as they were alive
« Reply #42 on: July 17, 2021, 09:40:19 AM »
If Kurt Cobain hadn't played around with that shotgun he could've lived to star on James Corden's Carpool Karaoke.

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« Reply #43 on: July 17, 2021, 01:11:26 PM »
If Rivers Cuomo had been born in 1685, he could have compiled a set of six concertos to send to to Christian Ludwig, the Margrave of Brandenburg-Schwedt.

Re: Elvis and Kurt Cobain have been dead for as long as they were alive
« Reply #44 on: July 17, 2021, 01:18:24 PM »
If Kurt Cobain had lived, he would've kept the old band together and Foo Fighters would be fronted by Mick Hucknall.

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« Reply #45 on: July 17, 2021, 01:21:23 PM »
If Mick Hucknall had died. makes you think.

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Re: Elvis and Kurt Cobain have been dead for as long as they were alive
« Reply #46 on: July 17, 2021, 01:23:52 PM »
If GG Allin were alive today he’d have been able to watch the glorious punk revivalism in IDLES and that other band and he’d be getting wistful on his guest spot hosting 6 Music about how the spirit never truly dies.

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Re: Elvis and Kurt Cobain have been dead for as long as they were alive
« Reply #47 on: July 17, 2021, 06:13:47 PM »
If Per Yngve "Dead" Ohlin of Mayhem were alive today, he’d be well and truly pissed off and disappointed, I’d say, failing to live up to his nom de plume in such an egregious way.

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