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Shrinking Penis

Started by Cold Meat Platter, July 15, 2021, 10:52:50 PM

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Cold Meat Platter

..and other long covid symptoms

https://www.birminghammail.co.uk/news/midlands-news/long-covid-symptoms-smaller-penis-21062878

Can't help thinking this has been around for longer than they're telling us.

Sebastian Cobb

I had that once after a load of amphetamines.

non capisco

If it stays shrunk and you're condemned to spend a lifetime with your lad looking like Keith Chegwin's in Channel 5's 'Naked Jungle' that's a surefire way to get blokes to carry on wearing masks on public transport past 'Freedom Day'.

Catalogue Trousers

I can confirm. My hard-on last night barely reached past the end of a 12-inch ruler.

28 I was aaaaaaah

Cold Meat Platter

One of the best of the unsung delta blues heroes.

checkoutgirl

Quote from: non capisco on July 15, 2021, 11:01:25 PM
If it stays shrunk and you're condemned to spend a lifetime with your lad looking like Keith Chegwin's in Channel 5's 'Naked Jungle' that's a surefire way to get blokes to carry on wearing masks on public transport past 'Freedom Day'.

Wouldn't work for that guy in the nip on Sunday. If his got any smaller it would be an innie instead of an outie.

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Quote from: Cold Meat Platter on July 15, 2021, 10:52:50 PM
..and other long covid symptoms

https://www.birminghammail.co.uk/news/midlands-news/long-covid-symptoms-smaller-penis-21062878

Can't help thinking this has been around for longer than they're telling us.

Just what we need:  yet more ammunition for the incels

Chedney Honks

This 20yo gym guys will be chugging the vaxx like the nobody business once their roid shrunk peni go concave after a dose of of the Delta. 😂😂😂

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Too late for them then.  They'll need to sculpt their pecs into a nice penis design.

batwings

Its not the length of your covid that matters but what you do with it.

Shrinking Penis, Hidden Hard-on

Sebastian Cobb

Quote from: batwings on July 16, 2021, 09:48:10 AM
Its not the length of your covid that matters but what you do with it.

meh it's still enough to fill a pram

Shoulders?-Stomach!


Shoulders?-Stomach!

QuoteBreathing difficulty

shortness of breath

coughs.

Abnormally heavy or irregular periods

decrease in size of penis/testicles

early menopause, post-menopausal bleeding

Aggression

anger

anxiety

apathy

delusions

depression

euphoria

irritability

sense of doom

tearfulness

Confusion/disorientation

difficulty problem solving

poor attention

difficulty thinking

Visual

auditory

tactile and other hallucinations

Fatigue

chills

sweats

fever

post-exertional malaise

high or low blood sugar

Memory problems

forgetting how to do routine tasks,

short- and long-term memory problems

Inability to cry or yawn

dizziness

neuralgia

numbness

seizures

tinnitus

sensation of brain pressure or warmth,

sensitivity to noise

tingling/prickling/pins and needles

tremors

Insomnia

sleep apnea

vivid dreams

nightmares

restless leg syndrome

waking early or during the night

waking unable to breathe.

Difficulty understanding others

difficulty reading and writing

slurring words

speaking unrecognisable words

loss of or heightened smell and taste

I would probably have a "sense of doom" if I had a 10th of these symptoms.

Cuellar

All those symptoms are just 'life', aren't they? Sensitivity to noise, nightmares, vivd dreams, difficulty understanding others, numbness, decrease in penis/testicle size, sense of doom, tearfulness, irritability, aggression, anger, anxiety, apathy: all just things everyone experiences on a weekly basis.

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Quote from: Cuellar on July 16, 2021, 10:24:23 AM
All those symptoms are just 'life', aren't they? Sensitivity to noise, nightmares, vivd dreams, difficulty understanding others, numbness, decrease in penis/testicle size, sense of doom, tearfulness, irritability, aggression, anger, anxiety, apathy: all just things everyone experiences on a weekly basis.

All at once on a Saturday morning and they are usually cleared up by Sunday lunchtime.

oustropique

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