Author Topic: HEATWAVE  (Read 10468 times)

Re: HEATWAVE
« Reply #300 on: July 25, 2021, 07:27:35 AM »
If you put a thin line of caustic soda across the threshold, slugs will either smell it and go in another direction or instantly sublime. It will also deter/neutralise mice, foxes, rabbits and other household pests.

Buelligan

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Re: HEATWAVE
« Reply #301 on: July 25, 2021, 07:57:26 AM »
Prefer to get a hedgehog, much cheaper.

Re: HEATWAVE
« Reply #302 on: July 25, 2021, 08:10:51 AM »
Please don't feed him milk and/or donuts, that's what I heard.

Re: HEATWAVE
« Reply #303 on: July 25, 2021, 11:12:51 AM »
And don't use him to unblock your drains.

Re: HEATWAVE
« Reply #304 on: July 25, 2021, 12:25:21 PM »
Do not let it come in contact with water, and above all, never feed it after midnight.

Or you’ll get one of these…



Sebastian Cobb

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Re: HEATWAVE
« Reply #305 on: July 25, 2021, 12:26:19 PM »
Do not let it come in contact with water, and above all, never feed it after midnight.

Or you’ll get one of these…



Is that what Machotrouts was interfering with in his wimblewrong?

Barry Admin

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Re: HEATWAVE
« Reply #306 on: July 25, 2021, 07:33:17 PM »
Really enjoyed this weather although slept through most of it - catching up on my sleep while I had weed :-D just makes you feel great to have the hit sun on your face.

Fantail pigeon I saw yesterday, was absolutely fascinated by it!  Had never seen one before.



My sunbathing partner yesterday - my new neighbours came out for a chat, and noticed he never leaves my side ❤️



And my sunbathing partner for today:


Elderly Sumo Prophecy

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Re: HEATWAVE
« Reply #307 on: July 25, 2021, 09:04:51 PM »
Maybe tomorrow you could find yourself a woman!

Barry Admin

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Re: HEATWAVE
« Reply #308 on: July 25, 2021, 09:09:46 PM »
Maybe tomorrow you could find yourself a woman!

In the back yard?  Yeah, I'll keep my eyes peeled mate.

BlodwynPig

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Re: HEATWAVE
« Reply #309 on: July 25, 2021, 09:12:05 PM »
That’s hobo style

Re: HEATWAVE
« Reply #310 on: July 25, 2021, 09:17:00 PM »
Maybe tomorrow you could find yourself a woman!

Maybe tomorrow I'll just keep moving on ba da bada bada ba da

BlodwynPig

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Re: HEATWAVE
« Reply #311 on: July 25, 2021, 09:18:21 PM »
Maybe tomorrow I'll just keep moving on ba da bada bada ba da

Ahem ^

Ffs

Re: HEATWAVE
« Reply #312 on: July 25, 2021, 09:19:30 PM »

Barry Admin

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Re: HEATWAVE
« Reply #313 on: July 25, 2021, 09:29:27 PM »
Edit: no idea what any of this is meant to mean.
« Last Edit: July 25, 2021, 09:44:40 PM by Barry Admin »

Elderly Sumo Prophecy

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Re: HEATWAVE
« Reply #314 on: July 25, 2021, 09:56:09 PM »
I was winding you up Barry. I hope that wasn't misconstrued.

Pink Gregory

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Re: HEATWAVE
« Reply #315 on: July 25, 2021, 10:19:36 PM »
Live near a pigeon-fancier?  They don't exist in the wild do they?

Buelligan

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Re: HEATWAVE
« Reply #316 on: July 25, 2021, 11:12:34 PM »
Bloody nice cats.

Just had a lovely welcome home dance from my little tribe of guttersnipes.  Cats are the dogs'.

BlodwynPig

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Re: HEATWAVE
« Reply #317 on: July 26, 2021, 07:21:09 AM »

BlodwynPig

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Re: HEATWAVE
« Reply #318 on: July 26, 2021, 07:21:44 AM »
Edit: no idea what any of this is meant to mean.

Reference to song from The Littlest Hobo

Barry Admin

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Re: HEATWAVE
« Reply #319 on: July 26, 2021, 10:14:16 AM »
Live near a pigeon-fancier? 

Yeah, I think a lot of people round here still keep pigeons, they were very popular during The Troubles. Cats would get shot if they saw them knocking about.

Re: HEATWAVE
« Reply #320 on: July 26, 2021, 10:16:16 AM »
Duncan Ferguson used to be one. Hence the song about Duncan having a pigeon[1].
 1. Nowadays he has Richarlison

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