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Re: Labour Party: Kieth Stalin: The Gammon Panderer (and Blackpool Cock)
« Reply #30 on: July 17, 2021, 03:07:27 PM »
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Re: Labour Party: Kieth Stalin: The Gammon Panderer (and Blackpool Cock)
« Reply #31 on: July 17, 2021, 03:09:16 PM »


"Honestly though @jessphillips, politics not photoshoots from now on, aye?"

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Re: Labour Party: Kieth Stalin: The Gammon Panderer (and Blackpool Cock)
« Reply #32 on: July 17, 2021, 03:14:43 PM »
i love centrists but i couldn't eat a whole one!

Re: Labour Party: Kieth Stalin: The Gammon Panderer (and Blackpool Cock)
« Reply #33 on: July 17, 2021, 03:26:36 PM »
My taste in food is so bland that I think I may be guilty of eating centrist dinners.

Not at parties though.

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Re: Labour Party: Kieth Stalin: The Gammon Panderer (and Blackpool Cock)
« Reply #34 on: July 17, 2021, 03:39:58 PM »
dunno why i wasted my time doing this but

Jess 'Punished' Phillips


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Re: Labour Party: Kieth Stalin: The Gammon Panderer (and Blackpool Cock)
« Reply #35 on: July 17, 2021, 03:41:24 PM »
would be really funny if she went full adam ant and lobbed a starter motor through a pub

Re: Labour Party: Kieth Stalin: The Gammon Panderer (and Blackpool Cock)
« Reply #36 on: July 17, 2021, 04:04:45 PM »
Eats big centrist dinners

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Re: Labour Party: Kieth Stalin: The Gammon Panderer (and Blackpool Cock)
« Reply #37 on: July 17, 2021, 04:07:30 PM »
dunno why i wasted my time doing this but

Jess 'Punished' Phillips



As long as it's not Naked Phillips.

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Re: Labour Party: Kieth Stalin: The Gammon Panderer (and Blackpool Cock)
« Reply #38 on: July 17, 2021, 04:19:21 PM »
ah fuck is it too late to say Big (girl)Boss

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Re: Labour Party: Kieth Stalin: The Gammon Panderer (and Blackpool Cock)
« Reply #39 on: July 17, 2021, 04:20:23 PM »
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Occasionally I'll have to sit through an Eddie Marsan performance in a gritty English gangster film, but thankfully he's usually playing some snivelling patheto you're meant to dislike anyway.

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Re: Labour Party: Kieth Stalin: The Gammon Panderer (and Blackpool Cock)
« Reply #40 on: July 17, 2021, 04:23:19 PM »
Occasionally I'll have to sit through an Eddie Marsan performance in a gritty English gangster film, but thankfully he's usually playing some snivelling patheto you're meant to dislike anyway.

I've only seen him in Tyrannosaur and Happy Go Lucky.

Seems like he was playing Eddie Marsan I reckon.

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Re: Labour Party: Kieth Stalin: The Gammon Panderer (and Blackpool Cock)
« Reply #41 on: July 17, 2021, 04:23:39 PM »
I can imagine they have a few EU flags up at centrist dinner parties. And probably pictures of Keith and of Rory Stewart.

a few too many glasses of expensive wine, cocaine and they're braying about locking up disabled 'away from view'.

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Re: Labour Party: Kieth Stalin: The Gammon Panderer (and Blackpool Cock)
« Reply #42 on: July 17, 2021, 04:23:53 PM »
Imagine missing dinner parties.

Centrists really are just tories who don't have the bottle to be actual tories.

They ALMOST make tories seem like laudable human beings in a way.

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Re: Labour Party: Kieth Stalin: The Gammon Panderer (and Blackpool Cock)
« Reply #43 on: July 17, 2021, 04:25:27 PM »
Imagine missing dinner parties.

Centrists really are just tories who don't have the bottle to be actual tories.

They ALMOST make tories seem like laudable human beings in a way.

I reckon I respect tories more. They're on the other side of the line and more honest about it.

Would rather have a pint with one of them than some sort of gaslighter.

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Re: Labour Party: Kieth Stalin: The Gammon Panderer (and Blackpool Cock)
« Reply #44 on: July 17, 2021, 04:26:08 PM »



Centrist dinner parties

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Re: Labour Party: Kieth Stalin: The Gammon Panderer (and Blackpool Cock)
« Reply #45 on: July 17, 2021, 04:34:16 PM »
dog classism that, careful mate, careful

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Re: Labour Party: Kieth Stalin: The Gammon Panderer (and Blackpool Cock)
« Reply #46 on: July 17, 2021, 04:34:26 PM »
hold that very reasonable take on Islam for a moment, Melanie, Frances is bringing her soup in!


OHHH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Re: Labour Party: Kieth Stalin: The Gammon Panderer (and Blackpool Cock)
« Reply #47 on: July 17, 2021, 04:42:47 PM »
English Bull Terriers have way too much character to be a centrist surely?

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Re: Labour Party: Kieth Stalin: The Gammon Panderer (and Blackpool Cock)
« Reply #48 on: July 17, 2021, 04:53:48 PM »
Thought it was an (american) pit tbh

nah completely wrong on my part, they look like 'normal' bulls and have a staffie-like face

Re: Labour Party: Kieth Stalin: The Gammon Panderer (and Blackpool Cock)
« Reply #49 on: July 17, 2021, 04:53:54 PM »

Re: Labour Party: Kieth Stalin: The Gammon Panderer (and Blackpool Cock)
« Reply #50 on: July 17, 2021, 06:06:28 PM »
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"Poverty is bad."
"You had to ruin our lovely centrist dinner party with your moral certainties, didn't you? We want a grown-up debate which can see both sides of poverty."


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Re: Labour Party: Kieth Stalin: The Gammon Panderer (and Blackpool Cock)
« Reply #52 on: July 17, 2021, 06:28:02 PM »
English Bull Terriers have way too much character to be a centrist surely?

Marsden reminds me of one.

Re: Labour Party: Kieth Stalin: The Gammon Panderer (and Blackpool Cock)
« Reply #53 on: July 17, 2021, 07:06:06 PM »
Is that tweet real? I remember him going on about people bringing their wives to dinner parties.

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Re: Labour Party: Kieth Stalin: The Gammon Panderer (and Blackpool Cock)
« Reply #54 on: July 17, 2021, 07:09:09 PM »
Marsden reminds me of one.

westie imo, completely pointless animal

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Re: Labour Party: Kieth Stalin: The Gammon Panderer (and Blackpool Cock)
« Reply #55 on: July 17, 2021, 07:10:12 PM »
Is that tweet real? I remember him going on about people bringing their wives to dinner parties.
oh ye of little faith
https://twitter.com/eddiemarsan/status/1373242851677634563

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Re: Labour Party: Kieth Stalin: The Gammon Panderer (and Blackpool Cock)
« Reply #56 on: July 17, 2021, 07:12:19 PM »
Is he conflating centrism with the ironic detachment of post-modernism? Are they linked? Could some accomplished political philosopher chip in please?

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Re: Labour Party: Kieth Stalin: The Gammon Panderer (and Blackpool Cock)
« Reply #57 on: July 17, 2021, 07:13:51 PM »
Is he conflating centrism with the ironic detachment of post-modernism? Are they linked? Could some accomplished political philosopher chip in please?

I have a philosophy undergraduate degree (with a minor in economics) and am a political science graduate student so I’ll do my best:

He’s a clueless belm merchant.

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Re: Labour Party: Kieth Stalin: The Gammon Panderer (and Blackpool Cock)
« Reply #58 on: July 17, 2021, 07:15:01 PM »
That'll do for me.

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Re: Labour Party: Kieth Stalin: The Gammon Panderer (and Blackpool Cock)
« Reply #59 on: July 17, 2021, 07:17:59 PM »
Is it that Centrists no longer have dinner parties or have they just stopped inviting Marsan?

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