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Javid DISEASED
« on: July 17, 2021, 01:49:56 PM »
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/uk-57872221

Now the Ayn Rand worshipping cunt who is sentencing thousands to die has tested positive himself. Good luck fetching your lung from the teeth of the slush puppy machine, cunt.

Is this part of the plan, BlodwynPig?

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Re: Javid DISEASED
« Reply #1 on: July 17, 2021, 01:55:21 PM »
Mild symptoms, if this is even real.


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« Reply #2 on: July 17, 2021, 01:58:40 PM »
ded suun

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Re: Javid DISEASED
« Reply #3 on: July 17, 2021, 02:21:17 PM »
Surely he's going to live up to his Randian principles and accept responsibility for contracting an infectious disease like a feckless prole, right?

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Re: Javid DISEASED
« Reply #4 on: July 17, 2021, 02:31:39 PM »
Misuse of LFT, given implication that he'd be out and about, spitting right and left, if it'd come out negative.

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« Reply #5 on: July 17, 2021, 02:35:21 PM »
Man of the people!

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« Reply #6 on: July 17, 2021, 02:35:48 PM »
Sadly not dead soon.

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Re: Javid DISEASED
« Reply #7 on: July 17, 2021, 02:38:28 PM »
Sajid Javid, more like Sajid Covid!

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Re: Javid DISEASED
« Reply #8 on: July 17, 2021, 02:45:12 PM »
Feel sorry for them cunts in Bromsgrove, first Julie Kirkbride and now this, out of the frying pan etc.

It is a true blue stronghold so they probs deserve it on some level.

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Re: Javid DISEASED
« Reply #9 on: July 17, 2021, 02:45:20 PM »
Sajid Javid, more like Sajid Covid!

Sad-dead Jabvid

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Re: Javid DISEASED
« Reply #10 on: July 17, 2021, 02:54:16 PM »

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« Reply #11 on: July 17, 2021, 02:59:53 PM »
Ugh... He did the Boris double thumbs up.

BLODWYNPIG, BLODWYNPIG YOU NEED TO SORT THIS SHIT OUT NOW


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Re: Javid DISEASED
« Reply #12 on: July 17, 2021, 03:00:39 PM »
Leading from the front. Imagine the chaos if Corbyn was in charge.

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« Reply #13 on: July 17, 2021, 03:07:59 PM »


Who cares about that? Those people are vulnerable or they're low paid workers.

The main thing is the Javid is feeling okay and if those people are worried maybe they should try being Randian supermen instead of complaining.

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« Reply #14 on: July 17, 2021, 03:08:25 PM »
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PFA EXCLUSIVE: Sajid Javid had a meeting with Rishi Sunak and Boris Johnson on social care very recently, suggesting Rishi Sunak too may be pinged - PFA Sources

I suppose this positive test makes it easier for Javid to avoid media questions for the next ten days.

Re: Javid DISEASED
« Reply #15 on: July 17, 2021, 03:11:52 PM »
Imagine if he died though.

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Re: Javid DISEASED
« Reply #16 on: July 17, 2021, 03:59:57 PM »
Hasn't he had his two jabs?

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« Reply #17 on: July 17, 2021, 04:16:46 PM »
cooked and bombed is just a bunch of nasty fucking sneery middle class labour remainer voters big man javid is doing just look just fine you should be ashamed of yourselfs for wishing harm on a human bean


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Re: Javid DISEASED
« Reply #18 on: July 17, 2021, 04:57:50 PM »
Hasn't he had his two jabs?

No that was John Prescott

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« Reply #19 on: July 17, 2021, 04:59:21 PM »

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« Reply #20 on: July 17, 2021, 04:59:52 PM »
Finally, a politician who is true to his principles

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« Reply #21 on: July 17, 2021, 06:06:50 PM »
As much as I'd normally hope he dies, considering he's double jabbed that would have terrible implications for the rest of us.

I hope he has a particularly miserable time with it though

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Re: Javid DISEASED
« Reply #22 on: July 17, 2021, 06:13:05 PM »
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/uk-57872221

Now the Ayn Rand worshipping cunt who is sentencing thousands to die has tested positive himself. Good luck fetching your lung from the teeth of the slush puppy machine, cunt.

Is this part of the plan, BlodwynPig?

There is an SLT away day soon, but as of yet, not touched the man.

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Re: Javid DISEASED
« Reply #23 on: July 17, 2021, 06:33:03 PM »
Does this imply quite a lot of the senior figures in the government are going to have to isolate for ten days or is that not the rule any more?

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Re: Javid DISEASED
« Reply #24 on: July 17, 2021, 08:05:09 PM »
Bet the house that Javid puts his penis in a human before the 'isolating' is up. Classic 'Shagger Javid'. Epic Javid.

Legend Javid.

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« Reply #25 on: July 17, 2021, 08:10:46 PM »
As much as I'd normally hope he dies, considering he's double jabbed that would have terrible implications for the rest of us.

I hope he has a particularly miserable time with it though

Quite.

I hope he's perfectly alright but after ten days he trips over his shoelace and ends up head first in a cement mixer

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Re: Javid DISEASED
« Reply #26 on: July 17, 2021, 08:36:46 PM »
Anyone wishing these fucking horrid cunts well considering what they do to humanity as a whole is a mega cuck.

Re: Javid DISEASED
« Reply #27 on: July 17, 2021, 08:55:56 PM »
Cuck'd and Bomb'd more like!!!

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« Reply #28 on: July 17, 2021, 10:35:17 PM »
Quite.

I hope he's perfectly alright but after ten days he trips over his shoelace and ends up head first in a cement mixer

I hope there is actually a Hell and he seeks out Maggie and Ayn when he gets there, but they're absolutely horrible to him and leave him in tears, then he finds out he has to do a 12 year shift eating big steaming piles of Nazi jobbies.

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Re: Javid DISEASED
« Reply #29 on: July 17, 2021, 10:48:45 PM »
12 million year shift and he never becomes accustomed to it

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