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Javid DISEASED

Started by Shoulders?-Stomach!, July 17, 2021, 01:49:56 PM

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Pinball

I'm sure the 'vid's medical and scientific training will see him through.

Egyptian Feast

Quote from: BlodwynPig on July 17, 2021, 10:48:45 PM
12 million year shift and he never becomes accustomed to it

If anything, the stench and the taste gets worse.

I would have him doing other tasks to break the monotony though, such as testing useless products I just made up like urethra dynamite or expanding suppositories. Maybe toss in a few millenia dancing barefoot on bits of Lego and plug prongs here and there to keep him from getting acclimated to Nazi plops.

I don't believe in Hell, but I have found it comforting over the past decade to imagine righteous punishments for the likes of this Rand-fancying prick and his mates whenever they've been acting the cunt, which is pretty much every day. Perhaps I should have taken all that believing in God stuff seriously when I was younger. I might be less despondent if I thought there was ever even the slightest chance Kelvin MacKenzie would one day be snacking on Boeing sized floaters from a vat of molten fox slurry or that Virgin Media would build their subterranean headquarters in a giant sized Rupert Murdoch's anus and make a hames of the job like they always do.

idunnosomename

hope a massive statue of an intellectual superman falls on this cunt and crushes him to death

Norton Canes

Johnson and Sunak to isolate after "one rule for them" outcry.

It often feels like they're running the ultimate Socialist government. They decide to do something, then there's a massive uproar, so they end up bending to the will of the electorate.

Norton Canes


imitationleather

Fucker's probably hoping he dies so he can spend eternity sucking Ayn Rand's cock in Hell.

"You wouldn't know about this pilot scheme we're part of, she goes to another school."

Alberon

Quote from: Norton Canes on July 18, 2021, 11:43:02 AM
Johnson and Sunak to isolate after "one rule for them" outcry.

It often feels like they're running the ultimate Socialist government. They decide to do something, then there's a massive uproar, so they end up bending to the will of the electorate.

How dumb and/or arrogant do you have to be not to realise how it'd look not to isolate when everyone else has to?

Quote from: Alberon on July 18, 2021, 01:38:45 PM
How dumb and/or arrogant do you have to be not to realise how it'd look not to isolate when everyone else has to?

I can only presume they were hoping to open up Twitter to find everyone clamouring to do the same so they could abandon contact isolation entirely.

Fambo Number Mive

I wonder if they did it so people will say "Well if Boris and Sunak didn't isolate I won't" and then more people get the disease. Then they turned to save some face as the seed had already been planted in people's minds.

Fambo Number Mive


QuoteHowever, former Prime Minister Tony Blair said: "I don't want the prime minister of the country to be in isolation at the moment. I need him, you know, at his desk doing his job."

He said it was reasonable for Mr Johnson not to self-isolate, given his immunity thanks to vaccination and a previous infection, and the fact that he was being tested. "The point is to do this for everyone," he said.

Wanker

jobotic

Now every Blairite has to back Johnson. Like they always do.

Fambo Number Mive

I know it's not even in the top 50 worst things about Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson but his "mess up his hair before talking with the public" act is wearing thin:

https://twitter.com/BorisJohnson/status/1416764592043315204

Does look like he rubbed his hair with a towel before recording this video. Or shoved his head up someone's arse.

Guaranteed he's naked from the waist down too.

BlodwynPig

Quote from: Fambo Number Mive on July 18, 2021, 03:39:49 PM
Wanker

Mindless as well. Mr. Blair - senior epidemiologist and public health expert advises...

BlodwynPig

Words that now go in "annoying" bracket: pinged.

jobotic

In my little circle pinged means fucked. As in sexed up or drunk


So it's all quite alarming.

Cloud

My mate has always used it to mean "caught / accosted".  Generally when he's trying to avoid getting "pinged" by someone checking tickets, or walking through a city trying to avoid getting "pinged" by chuggers and beggars etc.  Comes from playing Metal Gear a lot I think.

I always found it a sort of charming usage of the word but now I'd be glad to never hear the word again!

BlodwynPig

Quote from: Cloud on July 18, 2021, 09:22:40 PM
My mate has always used it to mean "caught / accosted".  Generally when he's trying to avoid getting "pinged" by someone checking tickets, or walking through a city trying to avoid getting "pinged" by chuggers and beggars etc.  Comes from playing Metal Gear a lot I think.

I always found it a sort of charming usage of the word but now I'd be glad to never hear the word again!

I pinged u.

Cloud


SpiderChrist

Spiderchrist Jnr advises me that "getting pinged" is something to do with smoking ecstasy pipes.

Fambo Number Mive

Johnson "answering" (he never answers questions properly, just deflects them with cheap attacks which the Speaker doesn't seem to mind) questions remotely today at Prime Ministers' Questions.

Fambo Number Mive

Fucker's apologised for his "cower" comment, but it's done its job by further undermining people's compliance with COVID measures. He knew exactly what he was doing when he made that comment, and he can now apologise so all the government defenders can shout "BUT HE APOLOGISED LEAVE HIM ALONE".

Absolute disgrace.

mothman

It's like in those courtroom dramas where the slimy (or canny, depending on which dude they're on) lawyer asks a sneaky question then Withdraws it even before their opponent has time to Object. The jury all heard it though. And so too did the Tories' loyal antivaxxer base.

JamesTC

Quote from: BBCCower is defined by the Cambridge Dictionary as meaning to bend down or move backward with your head down because you are frightened.

Thanks BBC.

BlodwynPig

Quote from: JamesTC on July 25, 2021, 03:23:16 PM
Thanks BBC.

No?! you are fucking kidding me...you have to be fucking kidding me. WHY DIDN'T YOU FUCKS LISTEN TO ME! THE BBC IS FUCKING SCUM.

George Oscar Bluth II

The man is an utter fucking cunt. Can't believe we're at a place where we miss Matt cunting Hancock who at least acknowledged that getting covid was bad and so on.

Fambo Number Mive

Javid is pandering to the COVID-denier/antivax crowd. The kind of crowd who compare NHS doctors and nurses saving lives to Nazis.

What is concerning is the number of people on Twitter who agree with his "cowering" tweet.

Kankurette

You mean the same people who protested outside his office when he had COVID?

George Oscar Bluth II

Quote from: Fambo Number Mive on July 25, 2021, 05:09:27 PM
Javid is pandering to the COVID-denier/antivax crowd. The kind of crowd who compare NHS doctors and nurses saving lives to Nazis.

What is concerning is the number of people on Twitter who agree with his "cowering" tweet.

When the time comes to replace Johnson, Javid knows who the Tory membership is and what they want to be told.