How good would it be if...

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

... You never needed to sleep!

How cool would that be? OH MY GOD How cool would that be, never sleeping, never having dreams, no fantasies or nightmares OH MY GOD - How cool would that be?

Also as a trade off dying at 40. Ok, cheers.

[Al Tha Funkee Homosapien]

Win-win situation.

Also sounds quite a lot like having a newborn.

[canadagoose]

Meh, there'd be no dreams then. That wouldn't be so fun.

[Spoon of Ploff]

i like sleep.

its often the best bit.

[Butchers Blind]

i like sleep.

its often the best bit.

Me too. Doing fuck all for hours on end, like being unemployed.

[bakabaka]

Sleep is the only thing I look forward to these days.


_{other than Merry Hell}

[olliebean]

I'd be dead already, so no thanks.

In terms of total waking hours, this is roughly equivalent to sleeping normally and dying in your mid-late 50s, so not that great a deal.

[Mr_Simnock]

How about live in perfect health, like your body never ages in any way past 25, till your 130 but NO wanking, I would take that trade off.

[popcorn]

would be better if you never needed to wake up imo.

[Echo Valley 2-6809]

Imagine getting two hours' less sleep because you're having sex with someone.

[mothman]

two hours' less sleep

In total, across your whole life?

[Custard]

How about live in perfect health, like your body never ages in any way past 25, till your 130 but NO wanking, I would take that trade off.

Nah. I'd happily have died at 25, if I'd have got at least 13 years of blissful wanking.

Only thing I look forward to these days, that and the rapture

[olliebean]

How about live in perfect health, like your body never ages in any way past 25, till your 130 but NO wanking, I would take that trade off.

Is it that you're physically incapable of wanking, or that you can wank but if you do, your body instantly dissolves into dust? I'd take the former deal - frankly, I reckon it'd help my productivity - but I don't think I'd trust myself with the latter.

[The Mollusk]

Life is shit enough without suddenly finding out you have to be conscious for twice as much of it.

[Custard]

And not being able to blow your beans occasionally over Gianna Michaels on PornHub would really be the final slap in the face

PC World's gone mad

[shiftwork2]

Sleep's supposedly still a mystery but fuck that, it isn't.  There were cro-magnon lads who didn't have to sleep but they were overwhelmed by the pointlessness and crushing absurdity and evolved out.  Sleep is a necessary respite from the ongoing inanity and is absolutely vital for the continuation of the human race.

night x

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

Hi never guess it lads due to the careful construction baked in like so much grist, but the opening post wasn't at all serious and the background idea was about trying to get hyped up and energetic about essentially a shit idea with no upsides.

Cheers

[Sebastian Cobb]

love a kip me

[TrenterPercenter]

Hi never guess it lads due to the careful construction baked in like so much grist, but the opening post wasn't at all serious and the background idea was about trying to get hyped up and energetic about essentially a shit idea with no upsides.

Cheers

And people wonder why no narcoleptics post on here

[Sebastian Cobb]

I once went about 5 days without a proper kip after gubbing a load of base.

Would not recommend.

[olliebean]

the opening post wasn't at all serious

Delete your account.

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

Delete your account.

Sorry for the delay in replying, it was down to a long satisfying sleep I just had 👍

[TrenterPercenter]

Oof!

[El Unicornio, mang]

From twitter: Today my roommate said "I'm gonna go nap, I'm not tired. I just don't wanna be awake" and I... felt that.

I love sleep, the ultimate escape from life.* I consider dreams as much a part of my existence/life as things I've actually done. Yes, I went to space with ET, yes I slid down a ridiculously long bannister in front of a crowd of amazed onlookers. Those things happened to me.

*other than death.

[madhair60]

I slid down a ridiculously long bannister in front of a crowd of amazed onlookers.

IBYDYDOBIBYFD

[thenoise]

Sleep is like a dress rehearsal for death, isn't it? How could I face the fear of death if I had never had to face up to falling asleep?

Plus I like the routine. Some days just don't go well and I look forward to waking up and starting afresh.