Record breaking migration

[bgmnts]

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-57897601

Poor bastards doing this in 30 degree whether as well. Fucking hell.

Seriously though how in the name of fuck do these little boats manage to cross the channel? Isn't it meant to be quite a rough patch of water?

[Buelligan]

BAE Systems should buy them all a fucking house, they can afford it.

[Captain Z]

Isn't it meant to be quite a rough patch of water?

No, it's flat as a millpond in good weather.

[Norton Canes]

Can we tell them to stop please, they're going to get the Tories re-elected

[Pinball]

Post-Brexit Britain a target for migrants. Who knew?

[Buelligan]

Have you seen where they're coming from?  Mostly from our weapons-testing zones.

[Dr Rock]

They're seeking asylum and the uk take in far fewer than other countries. Also

[Buelligan]

I'm really happy to give someone mine.  Maybe I could do a deal with the French government, you give me asylum and I give my nest ledge to a needy person trying to leave France.  One in, one out.  Everyone's happy.

Or people could suggest to that cunt, Johnson, who was worrying in another thread about overpopulation, despite contributing to it enthusiastically, that rather than having more children, they give their notional British child quotas[nb]based on the number of Johnson's own progeny[/nb] to these poor sods.  Solutions can always be found if you look hard enough.

Or just tear down the borders, burn the flags and stop having countries at all.  That could work.