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« on: July 20, 2021, 04:04:22 PM »
Sorted it. No worries.

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« Reply #1 on: July 20, 2021, 04:18:59 PM »
Its a really good cream but if the rash comes back let us know.

bgmnts

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« Reply #2 on: July 20, 2021, 04:19:58 PM »
How old was she!?

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« Reply #3 on: July 20, 2021, 04:21:02 PM »
just drive it into a packed crowd, kaboom

TrenterPercenter

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« Reply #4 on: July 20, 2021, 04:22:36 PM »
Another classic

chveik

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« Reply #5 on: July 20, 2021, 04:23:13 PM »
microwave your hard drive before it's too late!

Ham Bap

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« Reply #6 on: July 20, 2021, 04:25:33 PM »
Thats what she said

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« Reply #7 on: July 20, 2021, 04:27:01 PM »
Yes. Mine was flat as a pancake for a week afterwards.

Captain Z

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« Reply #8 on: July 20, 2021, 04:27:26 PM »
Try positioning yourself upside-down against a wall for support.

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« Reply #9 on: July 20, 2021, 04:30:01 PM »

And she stepped ON the ball!

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« Reply #10 on: July 20, 2021, 04:43:39 PM »
Apologies, not trying to be a nob here, was a straightforward post but removed because I got the answer.

Alberon

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« Reply #11 on: July 20, 2021, 04:50:33 PM »
The answer being - it is illegal, but not in Dagenham on Thursday nights.

TrenterPercenter

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« Reply #12 on: July 20, 2021, 04:57:14 PM »
Apologies, not trying to be a nob here, was a straightforward post but removed because I got the answer.

Delete your account


Ok, I understand.

pancreas

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« Reply #13 on: July 20, 2021, 04:59:43 PM »
If you carry on even after they're dead, then yes, yes it is.

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« Reply #14 on: July 20, 2021, 05:24:18 PM »
The answer being - it is illegal, but not in Dagenham on Thursday nights.

or if it's into a policeman's helmet, but only if you're pregnant.

idunnosomename

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« Reply #15 on: July 20, 2021, 05:26:24 PM »
you'll live but your burps will taste funny for a while

Better Midlands

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« Reply #16 on: July 20, 2021, 05:31:13 PM »
Technically it's eight holes, but well done anyway.

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« Reply #17 on: July 20, 2021, 05:39:51 PM »
a lot of people do confuse pozidrive with phillips but I think you'll be ok

Cuellar

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« Reply #18 on: July 20, 2021, 06:30:49 PM »
Absolutely ripping through your ten posts here, are you sure this is wise

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« Reply #19 on: July 20, 2021, 06:32:01 PM »
New threads are free although ironically this reply has tipped me over.

Johnny Textface

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« Reply #20 on: July 20, 2021, 06:38:02 PM »
Yeah priapism is fun at first.

Twit 2

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« Reply #21 on: July 20, 2021, 10:14:03 PM »
If you can’t fully retract it, then yes.

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« Reply #22 on: July 20, 2021, 10:18:49 PM »
Wanking thread

PlanktonSideburns

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« Reply #23 on: July 21, 2021, 12:30:42 AM »
a lot of people do confuse pozidrive with phillips but I think you'll be ok

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« Reply #24 on: July 21, 2021, 09:16:52 AM »
urrr paedo!

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« Reply #25 on: July 21, 2021, 09:18:40 AM »
The thread title makes a good point.

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« Reply #26 on: July 21, 2021, 09:26:53 AM »
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I don't get it?

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« Reply #27 on: July 21, 2021, 12:08:43 PM »
Remember to remove the hands and feet and dump them separately

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