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[Chedney Honks]

Sorted it. No worries.

[Hugl]

Its a really good cream but if the rash comes back let us know.

[bgmnts]

How old was she!?

[sevendaughters]

just drive it into a packed crowd, kaboom

[TrenterPercenter]

Another classic

[chveik]

microwave your hard drive before it's too late!

[Ham Bap]

Thats what she said

[Jittlebags]

Yes. Mine was flat as a pancake for a week afterwards.

[Captain Z]

Try positioning yourself upside-down against a wall for support.

[badaids]

And she stepped ON the ball!

[Chedney Honks]

Apologies, not trying to be a nob here, was a straightforward post but removed because I got the answer.

[Alberon]

The answer being - it is illegal, but not in Dagenham on Thursday nights.

[TrenterPercenter]

Apologies, not trying to be a nob here, was a straightforward post but removed because I got the answer.

Delete your account


Ok, I understand.

[pancreas]

If you carry on even after they're dead, then yes, yes it is.

[Jittlebags]

The answer being - it is illegal, but not in Dagenham on Thursday nights.

or if it's into a policeman's helmet, but only if you're pregnant.

[idunnosomename]

you'll live but your burps will taste funny for a while

[Better Midlands]

Technically it's eight holes, but well done anyway.

[Dr Trouser]

a lot of people do confuse pozidrive with phillips but I think you'll be ok

[Cuellar]

Absolutely ripping through your ten posts here, are you sure this is wise

[Chedney Honks]

New threads are free although ironically this reply has tipped me over.

[Johnny Textface]

Yeah priapism is fun at first.

[Twit 2]

If you can't fully retract it, then yes.

[MoreauVasz]

Wanking thread

[PlanktonSideburns]

a lot of people do confuse pozidrive with phillips but I think you'll be ok

Best response

[madhair60]

urrr paedo!

[Neville Chamberlain]

The thread title makes a good point.

[Paul Calf]

You are ignoring this user. Show me the post.

I don't get it?

[Custard]

Remember to remove the hands and feet and dump them separately