has there ever been a dogtanian in real life

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serious question

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nope

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ok and more information pls

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never has been

never will be

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ok and can you be more precise

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can't be done

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right.

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Unless...

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.......and so the question remains.

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the question of whether there has ever been a dogtanian in all of time and space



remains

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the question of whether there has ever been a dogtanian in all of time and space



remains

that wasn't your question ffs.

[Wonderful Butternut]

Dogs don't talk or use swords.

It was only a cartoon. It won't hurt you.

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dogs are alive and can speak.

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that wasn't your question ffs.

the question remains whether there has ever been a dogtanian in operation throughout any of time and space since it (time and space) was first born out of its mummy's tummy

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Dogs don't talk or use swords.

It was only a cartoon. It won't hurt you.

cartoons can indeed hurt people.  I have seen one walking up the stairs holding a glass.  if it had fallen and landed upon someone, they would have had glass on them


strictly speaking I know this would be the glass hurting someone and not the cartoon, but it would have been the cartoon's fault


(if you are wondering which cartoon it was, it was the one where heathcliff had his brain swapped into an evil mad inventor bloke who lived in a castle)

[Alberon]

Once humanity has wiped itself out dogs might evolve into a sentient bipedal species in five to ten million years. It's not outside of probability that they might develop a society reminiscent of 17th Century France.

So, I believe one day there will be a dogtanian.

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

Just as Dracula is draclea and Werewolf is wherewolve, Dogtanian must become dogetaniern

[Alberon]

Can a dogetaniern be a draclea at the same time?

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

Dogturdian

am i the first person to do that - please say yes

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Dogturdian

am i the first person to do that - please say yes

you did an actualised dogturdian?  I have never heard of this happening so far in 2021

[Glebe]

Artist's depiction of a what a real life Dogtanian might look like: