Which celebs have you burgled?

[jsgibble]

I went to Griff Rhys Jones's house and broke in. He was in his modest living room sitting in an arm chair. I was in there for a minute or two, just browsing, before he noticed me.

"Sorry, I didn't notice you there," he said in his Welsh voice. I was absentmindedly staring at his bookshelf and he said "I was reading a novel, I like to think of myself as an intellectual".

I started putting a few of the books into my bin bag and moved on to a few of his other possessions too.

[PlanktonSideburns]

Not falling for this

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Stole a quiche from adrian chiles.
Plucked it from his pram before his doughy eyes

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[Glebe]

Alan Pardew (9/8/05).

[PlanktonSideburns]

Glebe! Put spoilers on that!

Get knicked at this rate

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Once stole a haggis from David Gilmore and a wendy house from Rick Moranis

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[Dr Rock]

My dad reckoned he stole a pair of Kylie's knickers when he fixed her roof (he definitely did the latter).

[frajer]

A few years back I broke into David Mitchell's house and found out he had a hundred dead clones of himself floating in individual water tanks in his massive cellar. What stuck with me the most was some had his current beard and some were clean-shaven.

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Took his toaster.

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[Lisa Jesusandmarychain]

I was going to post something in this thread. One factor of it was one of Uncle Money's lines from the film " Withnail And I". Ultimately, I decided not to bother.I like to think it was one of my better decisions.

[kalowski]

My dad reckoned he stole a pair of Kylie's knickers when he fixed her roof (he definitely did the latter).

I wouldn't mind "fixing" Kylie's "roof" if you get me. I could do with some casual manual labour.

[Lisa Jesusandmarychain]

I did plenty of wanking over Kylie back in the early 90s, I don't mind telling you.

[Lisa Jesusandmarychain]

Oh, sorry. I meant to write " manual labouring" in place of the word " wanking" in that post up there.








( really, sorry.)

[Lisa Jesusandmarychain]

The idea was that " manual labouring" would function as a euphemism for " wanking", you see.

[Catalogue of ills]

I once burgled Anne Widdecombe's sex toys and sold them to Lovejoy as 'antique gardening implements'.

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I once stole an entire Kryten mask while Robert Llewellyn was sunbathing in it.

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The idea was that " manual labouring" would function as a euphemism for " wanking", you see.

kind of like wanking, really

[pancreas]

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Lumley. Cats.

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[Alberon]

Lee Evans
Nicholas Witchell
Tracy Ann Obermann
Tobias Menzies
Jon Tickle (most proud of this one)



EDIT: Oh! You mean burgled!