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Alberon

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Re: The Tokyo 2020 Olympic Games - Sponsored by Covid-19
« Reply #30 on: July 23, 2021, 06:00:55 PM »
Korean national broadcaster representing Ukraine, Haiti, Italy and El Salvador with Chernobyl, rioting, pizza, and Bitcoin.


What was the UK represented by? A prolapsed dog's rectum?

BlodwynPig

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Re: The Tokyo 2020 Olympic Games - Sponsored by Covid-19
« Reply #31 on: July 23, 2021, 06:37:46 PM »
Boris in a bowler hat, slapping a secretary's arse


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Re: The Tokyo 2020 Olympic Games - Sponsored by Covid-19
« Reply #33 on: July 23, 2021, 06:41:29 PM »
Korean national broadcaster representing Ukraine, Haiti, Italy and El Salvador with Chernobyl, rioting, pizza, and Bitcoin.

If you can think of any better suggestions I'd like to hear them.


I mean Italy did send out the Dr Otker dance troupe, so fair enough

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Re: The Tokyo 2020 Olympic Games - Sponsored by Covid-19
« Reply #34 on: July 23, 2021, 06:42:11 PM »
Italy's shoes designed by knuckles the echidna there

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Re: The Tokyo 2020 Olympic Games - Sponsored by Covid-19
« Reply #35 on: July 23, 2021, 08:18:35 PM »
I reckon they should have an Olympics right where ALL drugs are allowed!!

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Re: The Tokyo 2020 Olympic Games - Sponsored by Covid-19
« Reply #36 on: July 23, 2021, 08:21:30 PM »
I reckon they should have an Olympics right where ALL drugs are allowed!!

Save this kind of talk for when Barry fires up the Drugs sub-forum, buddy.

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« Reply #37 on: July 23, 2021, 08:28:56 PM »
Is there a no commentary version of the opening ceremony or just one that's less annoying than the BBC?

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Re: The Tokyo 2020 Olympic Games - Sponsored by Covid-19
« Reply #38 on: July 23, 2021, 08:31:31 PM »
Somebody should tell them that they don't need to record it on their phones as they walk in. It's on telly, just get your mums to record it.

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Re: The Tokyo 2020 Olympic Games - Sponsored by Covid-19
« Reply #39 on: July 23, 2021, 08:33:35 PM »
Somebody should tell them that they don't need to record it on their phones as they walk in. It's on telly, just get your mums to record it.

Yeah but they want their mum to know what an empty stadium looks like when you're stood in the middle of it without having to pay for them to go on a tour.

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Re: The Tokyo 2020 Olympic Games - Sponsored by Covid-19
« Reply #40 on: July 23, 2021, 10:18:49 PM »
Sports Day for cunts


Re: The Tokyo 2020 Olympic Games - Sponsored by Covid-19
« Reply #42 on: July 23, 2021, 10:57:51 PM »
So if I want to watch the cycling it's on at 2.45am?

Why didn't Liz Truss negotiate forcing Japan to adopt GMT if they want our sweet sweet trade deal?

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Re: The Tokyo 2020 Olympic Games - Sponsored by Covid-19
« Reply #43 on: July 24, 2021, 01:56:43 AM »
British team were dressed as Bully from Bullseye in the parade.


Re: The Tokyo 2020 Olympic Games - Sponsored by Covid-19
« Reply #45 on: July 24, 2021, 07:38:37 AM »
I love the Olympics more than almost any sporting spectacle. I love Japan. I just can't get into this, though. Loved the Dr. Oetker gag up the page, btw.

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Re: The Tokyo 2020 Olympic Games - Sponsored by Covid-19
« Reply #46 on: July 24, 2021, 10:38:10 AM »
Richard Carapaz takes the men's road race with a breakaway ride while everyone else except Wout Van Aert was watching Wout Van Aert

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Re: The Tokyo 2020 Olympic Games - Sponsored by Covid-19
« Reply #47 on: July 24, 2021, 10:39:19 AM »
Vámonos al viaje para buscar los sonidos mágicos De Ecuador !

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Re: The Tokyo 2020 Olympic Games - Sponsored by Covid-19
« Reply #48 on: July 24, 2021, 11:17:21 AM »
The important info:

When is skateboarding at Tokyo 2020?

Sunday, July 25 - Men's street: prelims and final (01:00-05:55)

Monday, July 26 - Women's street: prelims and final (01:00-05:55)

Wednesday, Aug 4 - Men's park: prelims and final (01:00-05:40)

Thursday, Aug 5 - Women's park: prelims and final (01:00-05:40)

Looking forward to seeing GB's 13 year old in action! (steady)

Re: The Tokyo 2020 Olympic Games - Sponsored by Covid-19
« Reply #49 on: July 24, 2021, 11:32:58 AM »
Made up for Carapaz. Some ride from Van Aert as well, would have fancied him to have won that if he’d have had any co-operation at all from the chasing group.

Great to see that blatant EPO merchant not win for a change too

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Re: The Tokyo 2020 Olympic Games - Sponsored by Covid-19
« Reply #50 on: July 24, 2021, 12:29:17 PM »
Made up for Carapaz. Some ride from Van Aert as well, would have fancied him to have won that if he’d have had any co-operation at all from the chasing group.

Great to see that blatant EPO merchant not win for a change too

Pod? Pure talent. Rog fucked big time.

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Re: The Tokyo 2020 Olympic Games - Sponsored by Covid-19
« Reply #51 on: July 24, 2021, 01:17:44 PM »
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/olympics/57952752

It's really hot and humid in Japan in summer. But there's a typhoon coming. Sweet.


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Re: The Tokyo 2020 Olympic Games - Sponsored by Covid-19
« Reply #52 on: July 24, 2021, 01:46:20 PM »
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/olympics/57952752

It's really hot and humid in Japan in summer. But there's a typhoon coming. Sweet.

What do you think of the rumours that Bruce is trying to sign Barbra Banda for the Toon?

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Re: The Tokyo 2020 Olympic Games - Sponsored by Covid-19
« Reply #53 on: July 24, 2021, 01:47:46 PM »
What do you think of the rumours that Bruce is trying to sign Barbra Banda for the Toon?

Who will be your obsession this season now Andy Carroll has left?

BlodwynPig

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Re: The Tokyo 2020 Olympic Games - Sponsored by Covid-19
« Reply #54 on: July 24, 2021, 01:49:18 PM »
Who will be your obsession this season now Andy Carroll has left?

Banda.

I don't know any of your other players. Probably Big Dwight "could have been a contender" Gayle.

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Re: The Tokyo 2020 Olympic Games - Sponsored by Covid-19
« Reply #55 on: July 24, 2021, 02:51:40 PM »
When's the pod racing start?

Also, can't really argue with any of this can you?

https://amp.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2021/jul/24/tokyo-olympic-sport-displacing-athletes

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Re: The Tokyo 2020 Olympic Games - Sponsored by Covid-19
« Reply #56 on: July 24, 2021, 04:36:52 PM »
I fucking love David Goldblatt and that is a brilliant, eviscerating takedown of the IOC.

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Re: The Tokyo 2020 Olympic Games - Sponsored by Covid-19
« Reply #57 on: July 24, 2021, 04:39:28 PM »
Brilliant article. Would be nice to have more pieces like that in the Guardian rather than the usual centrist wank on how Starmer plays 4-D strip poker or whatever.

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Re: The Tokyo 2020 Olympic Games - Sponsored by Covid-19
« Reply #58 on: July 24, 2021, 06:42:49 PM »
Still reckon this won't end up going ahead.

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Re: The Tokyo 2020 Olympic Games - Sponsored by Covid-19
« Reply #59 on: July 24, 2021, 06:45:59 PM »
Still reckon this won't end up going ahead.

Hopefully it'll be postponed to a date when Prince Philip is out of hospital and can attend, so he can pull some racist faces and hurl hilarious insults at people.

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