The Tokyo 2020 Olympic Games - Sponsored by Covid-19

Started by Shoulders?-Stomach!, July 23, 2021, 12:35:56 PM

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Alberon

Quote from: imitationleather on July 23, 2021, 05:28:23 PM
Korean national broadcaster representing Ukraine, Haiti, Italy and El Salvador with Chernobyl, rioting, pizza, and Bitcoin.


What was the UK represented by? A prolapsed dog's rectum?

BlodwynPig

Boris in a bowler hat, slapping a secretary's arse


PlanktonSideburns

Quote from: imitationleather on July 23, 2021, 05:28:23 PM
Korean national broadcaster representing Ukraine, Haiti, Italy and El Salvador with Chernobyl, rioting, pizza, and Bitcoin.

If you can think of any better suggestions I'd like to hear them.


I mean Italy did send out the Dr Otker dance troupe, so fair enough

PlanktonSideburns

Italy's shoes designed by knuckles the echidna there

Cuellar

I reckon they should have an Olympics right where ALL drugs are allowed!!

imitationleather

Quote from: Cuellar on July 23, 2021, 08:18:35 PM
I reckon they should have an Olympics right where ALL drugs are allowed!!

Save this kind of talk for when Barry fires up the Drugs sub-forum, buddy.

Thursday

Is there a no commentary version of the opening ceremony or just one that's less annoying than the BBC?

Elderly Sumo Prophecy

Somebody should tell them that they don't need to record it on their phones as they walk in. It's on telly, just get your mums to record it.

imitationleather

Quote from: Elderly Sumo Prophecy on July 23, 2021, 08:31:31 PM
Somebody should tell them that they don't need to record it on their phones as they walk in. It's on telly, just get your mums to record it.

Yeah but they want their mum to know what an empty stadium looks like when you're stood in the middle of it without having to pay for them to go on a tour.

DrGreggles



jobotic

So if I want to watch the cycling it's on at 2.45am?

Why didn't Liz Truss negotiate forcing Japan to adopt GMT if they want our sweet sweet trade deal?

touchingcloth

British team were dressed as Bully from Bullseye in the parade.


Chedney Honks

I love the Olympics more than almost any sporting spectacle. I love Japan. I just can't get into this, though. Loved the Dr. Oetker gag up the page, btw.

Norton Canes

Richard Carapaz takes the men's road race with a breakaway ride while everyone else except Wout Van Aert was watching Wout Van Aert

BlodwynPig

Vámonos al viaje para buscar los sonidos mágicos De Ecuador !

Chollis

The important info:

When is skateboarding at Tokyo 2020?

Sunday, July 25 - Men's street: prelims and final (01:00-05:55)

Monday, July 26 - Women's street: prelims and final (01:00-05:55)

Wednesday, Aug 4 - Men's park: prelims and final (01:00-05:40)

Thursday, Aug 5 - Women's park: prelims and final (01:00-05:40)

Looking forward to seeing GB's 13 year old in action! (steady)

Spode

Made up for Carapaz. Some ride from Van Aert as well, would have fancied him to have won that if he'd have had any co-operation at all from the chasing group.

Great to see that blatant EPO merchant not win for a change too

BlodwynPig

Quote from: Spode on July 24, 2021, 11:32:58 AM
Made up for Carapaz. Some ride from Van Aert as well, would have fancied him to have won that if he'd have had any co-operation at all from the chasing group.

Great to see that blatant EPO merchant not win for a change too

Pod? Pure talent. Rog fucked big time.

Shoulders?-Stomach!

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/olympics/57952752

It's really hot and humid in Japan in summer. But there's a typhoon coming. Sweet.


BlodwynPig

Quote from: Shoulders?-Stomach! on July 24, 2021, 01:17:44 PM
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/olympics/57952752

It's really hot and humid in Japan in summer. But there's a typhoon coming. Sweet.

What do you think of the rumours that Bruce is trying to sign Barbra Banda for the Toon?

Shoulders?-Stomach!

Quote from: BlodwynPig on July 24, 2021, 01:46:20 PM
What do you think of the rumours that Bruce is trying to sign Barbra Banda for the Toon?

Who will be your obsession this season now Andy Carroll has left?

BlodwynPig

Quote from: Shoulders?-Stomach! on July 24, 2021, 01:47:46 PM
Who will be your obsession this season now Andy Carroll has left?

Banda.

I don't know any of your other players. Probably Big Dwight "could have been a contender" Gayle.

bgmnts


Vitalstatistix

I fucking love David Goldblatt and that is a brilliant, eviscerating takedown of the IOC.

Fambo Number Mive

Brilliant article. Would be nice to have more pieces like that in the Guardian rather than the usual centrist wank on how Starmer plays 4-D strip poker or whatever.


buttgammon

Quote from: Captain Z on July 24, 2021, 06:42:49 PM
Still reckon this won't end up going ahead.

Hopefully it'll be postponed to a date when Prince Philip is out of hospital and can attend, so he can pull some racist faces and hurl hilarious insults at people.