Please can you not mark off other people’s names in the shitting register

Replies From View · July 25, 2021, 10:45:26 AM

Please can you not mark off other people's names in the shitting register. It means we could end up leaving somebody behind and not know where they are.

Replies From View · July 25, 2021, 10:46:35 AM

ok I am going to go down the list, and please only say yes if you are that person and you have done your shit for the day.

shiftwork2

Replies From View · July 25, 2021, 10:58:16 AM

shiftwork2?

Replies From View · July 25, 2021, 11:29:46 AM

shiftwork2: absent

popcorn

Lemming · July 25, 2021, 03:50:49 PM

(in popcorn voice) Here

Replies From View · July 25, 2021, 06:20:35 PM

Lemming

Ferris · July 25, 2021, 07:20:20 PM

(Lemming voice) not here today sir

Replies From View · July 25, 2021, 07:35:20 PM

Why am I hearing Lemming's voice saying he is not here

Replies From View · July 25, 2021, 07:35:49 PM

FerriswheelBueller was that you doing Lemming's voice?

Replies From View · July 25, 2021, 07:55:55 PM

I can see Lemming is here - he is sitting in popcorn's seat, and FerriswheelBueller you are sitting in Lemming's seat

what's going on here today? Have any of you done any shitting at all?

steve98 · July 25, 2021, 08:20:32 PM

I have (But you haven't called me yet)

bomb_dog · July 25, 2021, 08:29:16 PM

Do we have to be present twice if we've done two big jobs today?

Replies From View · July 25, 2021, 08:30:37 PM

steve98

BlodwynPig · July 25, 2021, 08:32:06 PM

Shitwork1

Replies From View · July 25, 2021, 09:34:18 PM

Please can people not call out random stuff while I am doing the register.

steve98?

Replies From View · July 25, 2021, 09:35:10 PM

ok so steve98 is not present and has done no shitting

bomb_dog

Ferris · July 25, 2021, 10:48:12 PM

Quote from: Replies From View on July 25, 2021, 07:35:20 PM
Why am I hearing Lemming's voice saying he is not here

(Lemming voice) don't think you did don't worry about it

Lemming · July 25, 2021, 10:51:15 PM

I DO NOT SOUND LIKE THAT.

Ferris · July 25, 2021, 10:58:47 PM

(Ferris voice) yes he does sir!

Ferris · July 25, 2021, 10:59:28 PM

Sir sir popcorn called you a right wally sir!

gib · July 25, 2021, 11:21:13 PM

*bursts out of the big cupboard*

Replies From View · July 25, 2021, 11:41:33 PM

bomb_dog?

gib · July 25, 2021, 11:43:32 PM

(tie round head like a rambo)

Replies From View · July 25, 2021, 11:52:21 PM

Please could you try to settle down during the register. If there is a fire we need to know where you are.

Am I right to deduce that bomb_dog isn't present today.

Lemming · July 25, 2021, 11:54:59 PM

(pulls fire alarm)

Ferris · July 26, 2021, 12:08:59 AM

(bomb_dog voice) I am in your bum!

bomb_dog · July 26, 2021, 12:23:16 AM

Sorry, couldn't hear you, had my fingers in my ears la-la-la-ing.

Two big jobbies absent and correct, Sah!

Replies From View · July 26, 2021, 06:55:14 AM

Everyone outside please, due to the fire alarm.

BlodwynPig · July 26, 2021, 07:01:46 AM

Shitwork2

Replies From View · July 26, 2021, 07:35:59 AM

Please stand up from your desk and join the line with everyone else, BlodwynPig.

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