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Bernard Toiletcunt

Started by Shoulders?-Stomach!, July 27, 2021, 05:19:01 PM

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Shoulders?-Stomach!

83 years of age

Large beastlike torso with 'berzerker' energy.

Dwells in toilets like a cunt

Cheers

Is this the the name of Andrew Lawrence's latest YouTube comedy character?

Fambo Number Mive

He pops up just when you're in the middle of a really good poo, yells "Got you" and pops back down.


Catalogue of ills

HP 34

Magic 4

Toilet brush 1D4 +1D4 damage bonus for rectal insertion

pancreas