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SWINGERS AND PINEAPPLES.

Started by steve98, July 28, 2021, 11:09:38 AM

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steve98

Look at this idiot. He's walkin' round the mall with an inverted pineapple (to signal he's a Swinger who's lookin' for action.) But... he's put the inverted pineapple in the child's seat? the little kiddie's seat? Aaaaargh! what an idiot.



He was beaten to death. But, assuming you've more sense than him, is this a viable pick-up strategy?
Has anyone tried it?
Should you add some more stuff to the basket, or just have it on its own? Won't that look a bit odd?
How will you know... how can you be sure, that you're not misreading the signals being given off by another shopper, who might just fancy a pineapple?
Is pineapple really a thing in the Swinging community?
Do my wife and I, as British citizens, have the right to go to ASDA and wander around with an IP in our basket, for as long as we like, without being harassed by Security jobsworths?



Do you find my wife attractive?