realistic back to the future

[Goldentony]

[town sq]

MARTY!!!

oh dog god where the heck am I

its the future! the future we went to in the film! that year! its very recent in hindsight

wow goodness ive never s-ive seen all this, all of it, its just shops and cars

yes marty, and worse than that ive been fucking given a strike at the job centre so my benefits are gone for a fortnight

[Goldentony]

theres just adverts here, theyve still got newspapers and stuff its like a services

yes marty yes, its shit, fucking waste of time this, fucking recent future, jesus christ

[popcorn]

can't go back in time

[Goldentony]

marty wake up hes right youve gone mad, im volunteering you for the head doctors mate, phone the local council and wait 18 months for a callback and CBT course

[Replies From View]

doc your dog has starved from us not being in the present like we used to be.   ahhh doc do you remember the present.  the old present i mean

[gib]

can't go back in time

is this about bumming your teenage self again

[Replies From View]

what is popcorn if not self-bummed / self-bumming corn

[The Dog]

Doc: Once we get the Delorean up to 88mph, the flux capacitor...
Martin: Speed limit is 70mph, sorry.

[Glebe]

It didn't work Marty, sorry about that. Time travel is bullshit.