Florida man clawed after sticking his hand into jaguar pen

[Fambo Number Mive]

Is this the second silliest man in America?

A man jumped over a gate of the Range of the Jaguar exhibit at Jacksonville Zoo and Gardens on Wednesday afternoon and stuck his hand into the pen was clawed by one of the big cats, employees and witnesses told News4Jax.

Jacksonville Fire-Rescue said the man, who was described as in his 20s, was taken to a hospital with non-life-threatening injuries...

The zoo said this is the only time anyone has been injured in the 11 years since the jaguar exhibit opened at the zoo and emphasized that it is safe for zoogoers who don't jump over fences and engage the animals.

https://www.news4jax.com/news/local/2021/07/28/man-who-jumped-into-jaguars-exhibit-at-jacksonville-zoo-hospitalized/

[Dr Rock]

Google 'Florida Man' plus your birthday.

I got this news story;

Florida man arrested for biting boys out of frustration

[Fambo Number Mive]

Florida Man Tells Cop 'That's What She Said' After Being Pulled Over and Questioned About Bulge

[JamesTC]

Florida men, one dressed in bull onesie, attempt to burn down house with Ragu sauce.

[Huxleys Babkins]

Florida man arrested after whipping out samurai sword in trash dispute

[kalowski]

Naked Florida man starts house fire while baking cookies on George Foreman grill

[Paul Calf]

Florida man arrested for throwing alligator through drive-thru window

[buzby]

Florida man accused of having sex with 'Frozen' toy at Target
Florida Man Screamed "Fuck Them Horses" Before Punching Police Horse

[Mr Gruts]

Florida Man Shoveling Spaghetti in Mouth Arrested at Olive Garden

[Dex Sawash]

Now google florida man + mother's maiden name

[imitationleather]

Florida Man interrupts Hurricane Matthew live TV report to yell 'Dicks out for Harambe'

[Butchers Blind]

Florida man, 50, is left with his scalp hanging off after being mauled by Dasha the black leopard whose owner he paid $150 for 'full-contact experience including belly rub'

[touchingcloth]

Google 'Florida Man' plus your birthday.

I got this news story;

Florida man arrested for biting boys out of frustration

I get this

[Dr Rock]

Florida Man
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Florida Man is an Internet meme, popularized in 2013, in which the phrase "Florida Man" is taken from various unrelated news articles concerning people who hail from or live in Florida. Internet users typically submit links to news stories and articles about unusual or strange crimes or events occurring in Florida, particularly those where "Florida Man" is mentioned in a headline. The stories call attention to Florida's supposed notoriety for strange and unusual events.[1]

The Miami New Times claimed that freedom of information laws in Florida make it easier for journalists to obtain information about arrests from the police than in other states and that this is responsible for the large number of news articles.[2] A CNN article on the meme also suggested that the breadth of reports of bizarre activities is due to a confluence of factors, including public records laws giving journalists fast and easy access to police reports, the relatively high and diverse population of the state, its highly variable weather, low literacy rates, and lack of mental health funding.[3]

[Spoon of Ploff]

Florida man accused of assaulting roommate with slice of pizza

but don't let the lads have all the limelight

Florida woman still believes she saw a 'small dinosaur' running through yard

[Inspector Norse]

Florida man steals vending machine

and

Florida man arrested after stealing downed power pole

Wonder if the latter was to get the former running?

[Inspector Norse]

Now google florida man + mother's maiden name

Florida man accused of kidnapping woman, forcing her to join OnlyFans

[Mr Farenheit]

Florida Man claiming people were "eating his brains" leads police on insane golf course chase

[BlodwynPig]

A Florida man was rescued after trying to ride a hamster ball to the Bahamas

[Butchers Blind]

florida man claims to be surrounded by cats and alligators while being arrested for murder

[Registering to lurk]

Florida Man Arrested for DUI While Lemur and Wallaby Escape

[Replies From View]

Fluoride Man "has stupid voice" complain young Star Wars fans

[idunnosomename]

Florida man with Down Syndrome completes Ironman triathlon

#NotAllFloridaMen

[Butchers Blind]

Florida man makes beer run with gator in hand

[kalowski]

Now google florida man + mother's maiden name

Not as funny, I must admit.
Florida Man Killed Wife, Shot 3-Year-Old Stepdaughter in Head Before Turning Gun on Himself

[Johnny Yesno]

Now google florida man + mother's maiden name

Ha, I wondered about that.

Now google florida man + your bank account number

[Huxleys Babkins]

Florida Man crashes into other car, sticks fingers in his anus, fights with police while screaming "All Hail Donald Trump" on his wedding day

A newlywed hailed Donald Trump before scuffling with Florida jailers during a violent arrest for suspected driving under the influence.

Nicholas Ruthenberg struck a vehicle late Monday afternoon while driving the wrong way on a Vero Beach street and then fled on foot, while the other driver was hospitalized with neck, back and leg pain, but he was arrested a short distance away and police immediately suspected he was under the influence of an unknown substance

"All hail Donald Trump," said Ruthenberg, a registered Democrat, at the county jail as police said he failed a series of sobriety tests.

His blood-alcohol registered at 0.0, so police asked him to provide a urine sample to test for drugs, but Ruthenberg at that point took off his pants, spread his buttocks and stuck two fingers into his anus, so police placed him back in handcuffs.

Mugshots show Ruthenberg struggling with jail employees as they attempted to take his photograph.

The 25-year-old Ruthenberg was charged with DUI and leaving the scene of an accident causing serious bodily injury, and he was released from jail Wednesday on $2,000 bond.

[Mister Six]

Florida man convicted of killing former FSU mascot in gumbo spice dispute

And just in case you haven't had the joy of watching Atlanta before: https://youtu.be/rPfZq7Qt6Z0

[Dex Sawash]

Florida State University mascot isn't a normal gumbo ingredient like crawfish or a gator. It is a frat boy redded up as a cartoon native american.

[touchingcloth]

Florida man loses house, wife, everything after falling prey to internet social engineers