Florida man clawed after sticking his hand into jaguar pen

[El Unicornio, mang]

Florida man nicknamed 'Babycakes' caught naked in a chair outside apartment complex

Florida Man Shoveling Spaghetti in Mouth Arrested at Olive Garden

[Cold Meat Platter]

Not my birthday but a striking tale nonetheless

[Video Game Fan 2000]

Florida man nicknamed 'Babycakes' caught naked in a chair outside apartment complex

[Sebastian Cobb]

I get
Alleged Florida foot sniffer arrested

And
Florida man gardens in the nude, bear gets head stuck in globe

[Mr Banlon]

Florida man, 50, is left with his scalp hanging off after being mauled by Dasha the black leopard whose owner he paid $150 for 'full-contact experience including belly rub'

"Yeah, rub my cat's belly. He loves that !"

[holyzombiejesus]

Florida Man Makes Himself A Snack While Robbing Taco Bell

[flotemysost]

Florida man arrested after refusing to remove 'I eat ass' bumper sticker from his car

Wasn't actually reported on my birthday but it came up in the results.


If you remove the word "Florida" though, things get really juicy... (again, not actually from my birthday)

Wokingham man among 12 charged for plotting to steal Declan Donnelly's Range Rover

[Huxleys Babkins]

Idiots. They're big cars, but they'll only seat five.

[turnstyle]

Florida man trapped alone with hundreds of parrots

[shiftwork2]

^ Plus it only goes when the driver is hammered.

Or is that the other one

[buttgammon]

Florida Man Arrested For Allegedly Assaulting Girlfriend While Dressed As Dinosaur
Florida Man Arrested For Throwing Adult Toy On Field Last Night in Buffalo
Florida Man Arrested for Forum Birthday Scam

[Blumf]

Florida Man Arrested For Allegedly Assaulting Girlfriend While Dressed As Dinosaur

Wait, was it the man or the girlfriend who was wearing the dinosaur costume?

[buttgammon]

Wait, was it the man or the girlfriend who was wearing the dinosaur costume?

I have a policy of never reading past the headline when it's something this good, as the article couldn't possibly live up to it so you'll have to imagine the rest!

[Noodle Lizard]

Florida Man Tells Cop 'That's What She Said' After Being Pulled Over and Questioned About Bulge

This one is great, to be fair.

[Poobum]

A Florida man was caught naked driving slowly through a neighborhood with children while electrical wires protruded from his privates.

[Cuellar]

Florida man travels to Widnes to eat chips, sees pram with dog in

Weird!

[Sebastian Cobb]

Even weirder when you consider it's probably in american and he's driven somewhere for crisps.

[Tombola]

Florida man allegedly slaps woman with a bowl of chili