Rudd's ruddy daughter wants porn!!

[jobotic]

Bluey

[Video Game Fan 2000]

Johnny Ball Reveals All

[earl_sleek]

How (to have full sex)

[Video Game Fan 2000]

Gaz Top

[JaDanketies]

It is weird how I used to smash one out to niche porn several times a day when I was a young teenager, and there were some things I saw that I would've rather not ejaculated over. And back then there wasn't even fuckin' streaming videos; a free porn video was like gold-dust. When my son is a young teenager he'll be able to put on a VR headset and immediately get squirted on by bound and gagged BBWs.

I don't mean to sound prudish but I'm slightly concerned. Hopefully I'll be able to give him the wisdom of a lifelong wanker and he'll pay some attention. Really, the only wisdom I have is "don't watch stuff where one of the participants is obviously having a terrible time." Also use incognito, turn the volume down, and listen out for your mum and dad coming into the room.

When I was about 19 or 20, a much-younger family member of mine (13 or 14) was looking at gay porn about 'twinks' and wasn't using incognito or hiding their tracks at all. I'd type in y in the address bar on FireFox and 'young twinks' would immediately pop up. In fact it was worse than that - I'd sit in front of the computer and he wouldn't have even closed down his last session.  It was like he wanted to be caught. I sat him down and showed him about how to browse the internet privately, and how to hide any existing tracks he'd made, without ever letting on what I'd seen, and I never saw a schnifter of twinks again.

Now well over a decade has passed and he's never admitted to being a homosexual, and therefore I really want to ask him what he was looking at gay porn for.

Anyway them twinks were a lot nicer than the jpegs I was looking at six years earlier.

[Video Game Fan 2000]

Now well over a decade has passed and he's never admitted to being a homosexual, and therefore I really want to ask him what he was looking at gay porn for.

What answer will satisfy you?

[JaDanketies]

What answer will satisfy you?

any answer, really. I guess there's a small part of me that thinks he might still be in the closet, over a decade and several girlfriends later. (I'll never ask him, don't worry).

[TrenterPercenter]

Teenage Mutants, Minge & Turtles

[kalowski]

Why Don't You (Just switch off your television set and go out and do someone instead)?

[Video Game Fan 2000]

Frotbags

[Huxleys Babkins]

Byker Grope
John's Craven Nudesround
Sooty & Cumpany
Jonny Friggs
Mike & Angeblow
Tossie's Giants*
Tucker's Fuck
Fucker's Luck
Fucker's Fuck
Emu's Pink Windmill Show

_{*tits, cocks, arses, your choice, mate.}

[Sebastian Cobb]

SAVED BY THE BELLEND

[What Doth Life?]

Press Wang.

[Mr Banlon]

Massive Clangers
Muppet Adult Babies

[What Doth Life?]

Johnny Ball Reveals All

Poo, Frot, Bi, Hair, Men?

[Video Game Fan 2000]

The Trap Door

[Video Game Fan 2000]

Pigeon Street

[Sebastian Cobb]

[Making] The Tomorrow People

[Video Game Fan 2000]

Dick and Dom in Da Bungalow

[Video Game Fan 2000]

[Video Game Fan 2000]

Agonising whether to post that here or under the picture of Starmer looking like he was getting a postrate massage from CP30.

[Cold Meat Platter]

Bigpuss

[Gulftastic]

Don't make it easier for them to get porn. Make it more difficult, like it was for us. Make their videos all be tenth generation copies, and all mags be pre-owned.

Have this gif be at the start of of any and all porn.

[jobotic]

Poo and Wee
Turds and Fisters
Watch

[Huxleys Babkins]

Spongebob Nopants
Porn Patrol
Teen Tits Go!
Thomas the Wank Engine & "Friends"
Bodger and Vadge Her
The Animals Of Fart On Wood
The Really Wild Show

[Video Game Fan 2000]

Wacaday.

[idunnosomename]

Watch for the sign of the lollypop!

Monday - Cream-Pie Bird Stop
Tuesday - Pornogrind Stop
Wednesday - Cock Stop
Thursday - Gingerpatch Stop
Friday - Tentpole Stop

[Video Game Fan 2000]

Bellamy's Bugle

[studpuppet]

If BBC2 and Channel 4 would just bring back their late night art-smut schedules, everything would be okay.

If lorry drivers would just go back to throwing their crumpled copies of Knave into hedges again...

[Better Midlands]

Really, the only wisdom I have is "don't watch stuff where one of the participants is obviously having a terrible time."

Aye, that sets him up with unrealistically optimistic expectations of married life.