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Optimum time in Anus

Started by Shoulders?-Stomach!, July 30, 2021, 01:08:42 PM

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Shoulders?-Stomach!

1) Less than 1 minute
2) 1-5 minutes
3) 5-15 minutes
4) 15-45 minutes
5) 45 minutes to 1 hour 30 minutes
6) 1 hour 30 minutes to 3 hours
7) 3-6 hours
8) 6-12 hours
9) 12-24 hours
10) 24-48 hours
11) 2-5 days
12) 5-10 days
13) 10-20 days
14) 20-40 days
15) 40-100 days
16) 100-200 days
17) 200 days - 1 year (leap or otherwise)
18) 1-2 years
19) 2-5 years
20) 5-10 years
21) 10-20 years
22) Permanent residence in anus of Dave the Polyp

CAST YOUR VOTE AND DO IT NOW

Poirots BigGarlickyCorpse

EDIT: I misread this as "Optimus Prime in anus", please disregard

popcorn

no one who has not done at least one each of the times should be allowed to vote

pancreas

Quote from: popcorn on July 30, 2021, 02:58:43 PM
no one who has not done at least one each of the times should be allowed to vote

Stop being ridiculous. You can't be in permanent residence in the anus of Dave the Polyp and also in any other anus (or even the same one) for, say, 15-45 minutes. CAN YOU

popcorn

you can do 15-45 minutes and then permanent residence.

Shoulders?-Stomach!

Quote from: popcorn on July 30, 2021, 05:00:34 PM
you can do 15-45 minutes and then permanent residence.

Dave does not do open house events

YOU MUST CHOOSE ONE

popcorn

I'm not saying you don't have to choose one I'm just saying you should have tried them all before you choose.

hamfist

AnusBnB lets you try anuses for size

poo

Depends on anoose. Spent an entire summer in one once and also less than 5 seconds

pancreas

Quote from: poo on July 30, 2021, 06:48:30 PM
Depends on anoose. Spent an entire summer in one once and also less than 5 seconds

Glenexpand, pls