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Trying to imagine Johnny Ball saying "fuck"

Started by Replies From View, August 01, 2021, 01:12:46 PM

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Glebe


Rizla

I used to have a gig in this vegetarian diner place, and one time I was singing the old cajun song Jolie Blonde when I looked up and saw the erstwhile "Think of a Number" presenter staring at me over his bean burrito. Don't know if he said any swears though.

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Does anyone have a surefire way of accomplishing this mental gymnastic?  Maybe I could fuse Johnny Ball in my mind with someone else who says 'fuck' and isn't too dissimilar to him to make it feel far-fetched?

Imagine he answers the phone to hear 'it's Paula - yeah, Hocton Grammar, '77 - me, Julie and Collette're going to police.'

Elderly Sumo Prophecy

Quote from: Replies From View on August 01, 2021, 02:23:21 PM
Does anyone have a surefire way of accomplishing this mental gymnastic?  Maybe I could fuse Johnny Ball in my mind with someone else who says 'fuck' and isn't too dissimilar to him to make it feel far-fetched?

How about Zoe? I think she says fuck sometimes.

Lisa Jesusandmarychain

Quote from: Elderly Sumo Prophecy on August 02, 2021, 01:26:01 AM
How about Zoe? I think she says fuck sometimes.

And, lest we forget, she's quite the Mark E. Smith Lookalike, and you shouldnae have too much trouble imagining * him* saying " fuck".

Elderly Sumo Prophecy

I'm struggling to see the similarity between Zoe Ball and Mark E Smith here, I'm afraid. She's got all her teeth, for a start.

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Edit:  never mind I thought you meant Wile E. Coyote