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Where's my media headlines then?

Started by Shit Good Nose, August 03, 2021, 03:53:40 PM

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Shit Good Nose



Fambo Number Mive

You need to get busy on social media with #giantchips and ring the local paper.


Shit Good Nose


Uncle TechTip

Why are you and your chips on the BBC's virtual Tokyo Olympics set?

"ORGY ENTHUSIAST" FINDS TWO BIG CHIPS

Suspected perv "may have stuck both up arse".

Shit Good Nose

Quote from: Uncle TechTip on August 03, 2021, 04:05:23 PM
Why are you and your chips on the BBC's virtual Tokyo Olympics set?

Pole vault

Shit Good Nose

Quote from: Huxleys Babkins on August 03, 2021, 04:07:10 PM
"ORGY ENTHUSIAST" FINDS TWO BIG CHIPS

Suspected perv "may have stuck both up arse".

"at same time"

Catalogue Trousers

Loganberry jam, on the other 'and, is a completely different kettle o' fish...

Butchers Blind

If you just pulled them out yer arse, you might be onto a winner.

Elderly Sumo Prophecy

Theres some brown stuff on the end of one of them.


Uncle TechTip

People go mad over big crisps but for me, if I can't fit it into my mouth in one go I have to snap it in two, then what's so special about it?

Cold Meat Platter

You have to tell them yourself. They don't have fucking big chip detectors.

Spoon of Ploff

'Small handed man manages to hold two chips' isn't that much of a headline to be fair.

Paul Calf


Shit Good Nose

Quote from: Paul Calf on August 04, 2021, 08:35:23 AM
You have pleasingly well-defined lunulae.

It's all that spunk milk I drink.

Blumf


Shit Good Nose


Jittlebags

Did you know, if you snap a big chip, they always break into 3 pieces. True that.