fart perfumier

[zomgmouse]

mm oh yes a whiff of egg - hint of rosemary - pinch of buckwheat - a chili tang to be sure - warm and wafty tone. a real signature of passion

[Chedney Honks]

Got a few samples of this, smells great on a little flap of paper but on my skin, it's like someone has farted near me rather than on me. Was hoping for more of a burrito base note but but seemed like a very synthetic sulphur. Sillage was good, though. Real head-turner. "Have you farted?"

[zomgmouse]

Got a few samples of this, smells great on a little flap of paper but on my skin, it's like someone has farted near me rather than on me. Was hoping for more of a burrito base note but but seemed like a very synthetic sulphur. Sillage was good, though. Real head-turner. "Have you farted?"

I'll pass this on to the makers of "Beans No. 5"

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

Fartsmeller Pursuivant