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crank your arse muscles

Started by Greg Torso, August 04, 2021, 09:32:16 AM

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Greg Torso

CRANK THOSE ARSE MUSCLES UP

I CAN'T HEAR THEM

GIMME FIFTY BROWN POWERFUL BOWEL SCREAMS

IF YOU AIN'T ANUS, YOU AIN'T TRYIN'.

Greg Torso

THATS THE SPIRIT SOLDIER

MAKE THAT ARSUS BARK LIKE A FOX


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CRANK YOUR FUNKY ARSES, RIGHT BOYS
CRANK YOUR FUNKING ARSES, RIIIIGHT
CRANK YOUR FUNKY ARSES RIGHT BOYYYS
HEY BUDDY HEY LADY
CRANK YOUR FUNKY ARSES TIL YOU DIE

pancreas

Quote from: Huxleys Babkins on August 04, 2021, 09:48:34 AM
IF YOU AIN'T ANUS, YOU AIN'T TRYIN'.

ON THE OTHER HAND, WHO IS AUNT ANUS?


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oh i assumed it would just be a name, how interesting

Twit 2

I CAN'T HEAR YOUR ARSE
AM I JUST MR DEAF CUNT HERE ALL OF A SUDDEN OR ARE YOU SIMPLY NOT RIPPING YOUR ARSE UP LIKE A PROPER LOUD BASTARD

THE NAME'S JOHNNY GLUTES AND I'M HERE TO SAY
JUST DO A THOUSAND SQUATS OR I'LL MAKE YOU PAY

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I can hear some unhealthy grinding sounds at the back.  Bone on bone.  Maybe you should dig some supplements.

Poobum

GAPING MY ANUS LIKE A SUFFOCATING GOLDFISH'S FINAL WET LIPPED GULPS. BEWARE THE INCREDIBLE SUCTION.

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