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Describe your policing style

Started by popcorn, August 05, 2021, 08:17:26 PM

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popcorn

I would describe my policing style as a relaxed policing style

How would you describe your policing style?

Wonderful Butternut


Poobum

Very mechanical, like a kind of "Robotic Constable" you could say.

Ferris

Renegade

The Chief don't like it, but I get results.

Lemming

By-The-Book

Like Wonderful Butternut (ie racist), except I also follow Ferris around and insist that we need to do things by the book. I am universally shown to be wrong, and frequently find myself forced to grudgingly accept that Ferris' Renegade tactics of roughing up suspects, kicking in doors without a warrant, and occasionally participating in fatal shootings "get the job done" in a way that my own adherence to law and police watchdogs would not.

Ferris

Our relationship is like chalk and cheese... and yet, there is something there that is compelling for viewers onlookers/criminals/The Chief etc.

poo


hamfist




Ray Travez


touchingcloth


  • Clasp truncheon
  • Belt up arse

Mainly foisting truncheons on unwilling arses.

chveik


Mr Banlon


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Dr Rock


Catalogue of ills

All of my policing is done in the rococo style.

Fambo Number Mive

50% Polly Page, 50% Chris Deakin

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There's a few ice pops in my policing style; don't know if that counts

Glebe

This is just a tactic to distract from popcorn's policing style; UTTER BRUTALITY.

touchingcloth

Quote from: Glebe on August 06, 2021, 09:22:44 AM
This is just a tactic to distract from popcorn's policing style; UTTER BRUTALITY.

Glebe here trying to divert attention from his own POLICE BRUCETALITY.

Chollis


Glebe

Quote from: touchingcloth on August 06, 2021, 10:13:04 AMGlebe here trying to divert attention from his own POLICE BRUCETALITY.


Ray Travez

Criiii-iiime is the name of the game
and I wanna solve a crime with you

Shoulders?-Stomach!



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Glebe

'ello 'ello 'ello, what's all this, then?