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Cricket 2021: Paedoph with the England test team
« on: August 06, 2021, 04:19:57 PM »
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Re: Cricket 2021: Paedoph with the England test team
« Reply #1 on: August 06, 2021, 04:23:12 PM »
A man with a batting average of 2.26 just scored more than 9 of the England team managed

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Re: Cricket 2021: Paedoph with the England test team
« Reply #2 on: August 06, 2021, 04:28:59 PM »
Complete fucking shambles to allow that tail-end pederasty.

Nice to see England’s THUG LIFE in waiting get 5 though.

Re: Cricket 2021: Paedoph with the England test team
« Reply #3 on: August 06, 2021, 04:37:25 PM »
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« Reply #4 on: August 06, 2021, 04:41:30 PM »
JOE ROT ALZHEIMERS GANG BAT AND BALL BONGO

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Re: Cricket 2021: Paedoph with the England test team
« Reply #5 on: August 06, 2021, 07:11:33 PM »
Love this crisp thing. Much better than betting companies.

Nottingham Skips v Cardiff Hula Hoops would sound much better though.

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Re: Cricket 2021: Paedoph with the England test team
« Reply #6 on: August 06, 2021, 07:15:38 PM »
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Re: Cricket 2021: Paedoph with the England test team
« Reply #7 on: August 06, 2021, 08:12:16 PM »
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Re: Cricket 2021: Paedoph with the England test team
« Reply #8 on: August 06, 2021, 08:32:31 PM »
Can’t wait for its success to inspire a second, lower-profile league for players who don’t get picked up in the draft

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Re: Cricket 2021: Paedoph with the England test team
« Reply #9 on: August 07, 2021, 11:12:37 AM »
All the shit players are playing in the now completely discredited one day cup thing.

Re: Cricket 2021: Paedoph with the England test team
« Reply #10 on: August 07, 2021, 11:18:30 AM »
Really says something when it taking that long for the 1st wicket to fall is well above average

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« Reply #11 on: August 07, 2021, 11:27:32 AM »
LMAO

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Re: Cricket 2021: Paedoph with the England test team
« Reply #12 on: August 07, 2021, 11:28:04 AM »
Plenty of positives Burns can take away from that 18.

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Re: Cricket 2021: Paedoph with the England test team
« Reply #13 on: August 07, 2021, 11:28:33 AM »
FUCKDOWN!

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« Reply #14 on: August 07, 2021, 11:31:09 AM »
Crawley piss partridge

Re: Cricket 2021: Paedoph with the England test team
« Reply #15 on: August 07, 2021, 11:38:10 AM »
All the shit players are playing in the now completely discredited one day cup thing.

Watched a bit of the one day cup on youtube and been enjoying it. Still some decent players, and the commentators don't bang on about the atmosphere every 2 minutes.

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Re: Cricket 2021: Paedoph with the England test team
« Reply #16 on: August 07, 2021, 11:43:10 AM »
All the shit players are playing in the England test first XI

FTFY

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Re: Cricket 2021: Paedoph with the England test team
« Reply #17 on: August 07, 2021, 12:34:26 PM »
God Sibley got away with it but Jesus he is absolute fucking bobbins. Not as bad as Jennings but that is literally the lowest bar in history.

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Re: Cricket 2021: Paedoph with the England test team
« Reply #18 on: August 07, 2021, 12:43:25 PM »
I can now see why people risk a spell in prison for online abuse, they all watched Sibley bat.

Re: Cricket 2021: Paedoph with the England test team
« Reply #19 on: August 07, 2021, 12:45:48 PM »
His batting seems to warp time. Feel like I've been watching him here for months yet when you check his individual score it's only increased by about 10.

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Re: Cricket 2021: Paedoph with the England test team
« Reply #20 on: August 07, 2021, 12:47:14 PM »
What is his actual plan? He must realise even in this side of such paed that he won't stay there on an average of 29, even if he takes 120 balls to get there.

Re: Cricket 2021: Paedoph with the England test team
« Reply #21 on: August 07, 2021, 12:49:11 PM »
By the time he's in a position to make a telling score the rest of them will have been bowled out.

Re: Cricket 2021: Paedoph with the England test team
« Reply #22 on: August 07, 2021, 12:49:27 PM »
He is shit, but it sort of works sometimes when Root manages to stay in for a bit, because it means Root doesn't run out of partners so quickly.

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« Reply #23 on: August 07, 2021, 01:03:12 PM »
The problem here is, once this partnership breaks, you look down the order and you expect a few ducks.

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Re: Cricket 2021: Paedoph with the England test team
« Reply #24 on: August 07, 2021, 01:51:00 PM »
124 ball 28.

Root has scored more runs since passing Sibley than when Sibley was on zero.
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Re: Cricket 2021: Paedoph with the England test team
« Reply #25 on: August 07, 2021, 02:01:37 PM »
Sky commentary team doing the thing of talking about not wanting any more interruptions so England can "set a total they can defend."

Aren't we trying to set a total that India won't have time to reach because of rain interruptions? Is it going to be one of those "Root is a coward for not declaring with a lead of 150" situations? (Obviously that's optimistic)

Re: Cricket 2021: Paedoph with the England test team
« Reply #26 on: August 07, 2021, 02:04:04 PM »
Ahh here we go, fuckdown time.

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Re: Cricket 2021: Paedoph with the England test team
« Reply #27 on: August 07, 2021, 02:04:38 PM »
Sibley STILL doesn't get past 30 after 130 balls. Parody of himself.

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Re: Cricket 2021: Paedoph with the England test team
« Reply #28 on: August 07, 2021, 02:16:51 PM »
Bairstow looking like late era Gatting in that cable knit sweater.

Re: Cricket 2021: Paedoph with the England test team
« Reply #29 on: August 07, 2021, 02:20:25 PM »
Really is remarkable how many shit reviews are made.

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