Cricket 2021: Paedoph with the England test team

[rjd2]

How did UKIP bowl today?

[rjd2]

Remarkable that for so long Rohit was such a bum in this format, heck barely a sub continent bully but the move to opener was inspired.

Its crazy to say , but the best opener in test cricket right now?

[rjd2]

That's very silly from Rohit .

[sevendaughters]

For all the paeds he has faced, Rohit has become a cracking opener.

[rjd2]

Dread to think what Rahane has been googling in his spare time if India trust Jadeja against the new ball more than him.

[poo]

Woakes ton, be fine

[iamcoop]

Woakes lost his virginity at 16 to a 37 year old and is now married to a 78 year old partner.

[badaids]

Woakes lost his virginity at 16 to a 37 year old and is now married to a 78 year old partner.

A geronto among the paeds.

[rjd2]

Woakes lost his virginity at 16 to a 37 year old and is now married to a 78 year old partner.

delete this post, the "tolerant" left will be along to judge.

[Thursday]

Bullshit. Ball tracking is wrong it was going to dip down more. Conspiracy to do Woakesy down by BIG PAED.

[Cuellar]

Roger Cook bursts into Woakesy's flat and leaves, chastened, after a thorough search turns up ZILCH

[Cuellar]

Let WOAKESY open the batting

Let WOAKESY open the bowling

Let WOAKESY

[Thursday]

Why hasn't Kohli declared? 200 runs is more than enough.

[poo]

Yeah this is already 100 runs too far for Gland

[sevendaughters]

Kohli has been dismissed the most jointly by Anderson and Lyon (7 times). Moeen Ali is alone in second-most with six.

[Quote]

Comically awful review.

[iamcoop]

Even though Moeen took the wicket it just feels like Chris made it happen.

[sevendaughters]

Even though Moeen took the wicket it just feels like Chris made it happen.

when you dig into the Moeen stats vs Kohli they're not great, he averages more against Mo than he does against all bowlers (59 vs. 51) whilst vs. Anderson he averages about 12.

[Cuellar]

[Inspector Norse]

Moeen going at 4.5 an over again, makes perfect sense to keep him on against the two Indian batsmen most likely to punt him into the Thames

[iamcoop]

India win

[rjd2]

Think that might be that for Rahane as a test cricketer.

[Inspector Norse]

Think that might be that for Rahane as a test cricketer.

We've been saying that about Bairstow and Moeen for years yet they keep coming back

[sevendaughters]

The Chad Chris Woakes and the Incel Rest of England Cricket

[poo]

Old Trafford looking wet so this is the series right here

[Cuellar]

Slack pricks

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

What's happened to Overton, only 16 overs? Haven't been watching today but checked the score and not surprised.

[poo]

Good track = England cack

[Inspector Norse]

This game has been absolute classic Moeen. OOH he played a nice cover drive and OOH he got Kohli out but yeah he also spunked his wicket away at a crucial stage of the match with the shot of a troubled infant and then he leaked 118 at nearly 5 an over.

Also worth pointing out that before this series, Bumrah had played 51 innings in all international formats and his highest score was 10.

[Thursday]

Centuries for Root and Woakes but it's nowhere near enough.