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Re: Cricket 2021: Paedoph with the England test team
« Reply #690 on: September 06, 2021, 12:45:57 PM »
A run out in this situation. Should be shot, then fucked, then burned.

Re: Cricket 2021: Paedoph with the England test team
« Reply #691 on: September 06, 2021, 12:53:41 PM »
Double H something like 18 off 90-95 balls this morning. I love the guy but their aggressively tight bowling isn't that good.

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Re: Cricket 2021: Paedoph with the England test team
« Reply #692 on: September 06, 2021, 01:06:33 PM »
England aiming to be around 200/4 at tea thus allowing Bairstow and Moeen to come in and do what they best, smash the tired bowlers all around the park play stupid shots and get out for 11.

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« Reply #693 on: September 06, 2021, 01:52:14 PM »
India mate, hurry up and finish this bag of cunts so I can get some fucking work done

Re: Cricket 2021: Paedoph with the England test team
« Reply #694 on: September 06, 2021, 01:52:32 PM »
Right. Win or bathe in piss. Pope in.

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Re: Cricket 2021: Paedoph with the England test team
« Reply #695 on: September 06, 2021, 01:52:44 PM »
Hameed gone. Can't see us only losing one more wicket this session.

Re: Cricket 2021: Paedoph with the England test team
« Reply #696 on: September 06, 2021, 02:05:13 PM »
So long run chase, hello failed rearguard action.

Re: Cricket 2021: Paedoph with the England test team
« Reply #697 on: September 06, 2021, 02:05:46 PM »
Jimmy in by 3pm

Re: Cricket 2021: Paedoph with the England test team
« Reply #698 on: September 06, 2021, 02:06:19 PM »
Sorry, I meant Woakes ton and England win

Re: Cricket 2021: Paedoph with the England test team
« Reply #699 on: September 06, 2021, 02:06:27 PM »
LOVE IT

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Re: Cricket 2021: Paedoph with the England test team
« Reply #700 on: September 06, 2021, 02:08:06 PM »
Bye bye paedos


Fucking losers

Re: Cricket 2021: Paedoph with the England test team
« Reply #701 on: September 06, 2021, 02:08:16 PM »
wouldn't want Bairstow to remain ginger for the day to save a test, let alone bat

Re: Cricket 2021: Paedoph with the England test team
« Reply #702 on: September 06, 2021, 02:14:57 PM »
see!

Re: Cricket 2021: Paedoph with the England test team
« Reply #703 on: September 06, 2021, 02:15:33 PM »
Jonny Paedo more like.

Re: Cricket 2021: Paedoph with the England test team
« Reply #704 on: September 06, 2021, 02:16:00 PM »
LOL

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Re: Cricket 2021: Paedoph with the England test team
« Reply #705 on: September 06, 2021, 02:17:14 PM »
Famous, fabulous friends.

Re: Cricket 2021: Paedoph with the England test team
« Reply #706 on: September 06, 2021, 02:18:29 PM »
Moeen should just demolish his stumps with the bat and walk straight off again. Save us all the trouble.

Re: Cricket 2021: Paedoph with the England test team
« Reply #707 on: September 06, 2021, 02:20:55 PM »
Moeen should just demolish his stumps with the bat and walk straight off again. Save us all the trouble.

seems he gets CAB fed into his grill-visor

Re: Cricket 2021: Paedoph with the England test team
« Reply #708 on: September 06, 2021, 02:21:06 PM »
WOAKES BAT AND BALL

Re: Cricket 2021: Paedoph with the England test team
« Reply #709 on: September 06, 2021, 02:23:47 PM »
Fucking Ada



(should be picked for the next test)

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Re: Cricket 2021: Paedoph with the England test team
« Reply #710 on: September 06, 2021, 02:28:02 PM »
I read back the last few pages and thought maybe I’ve been a bit OTT in my criticism of Bairstow and Moeen but no, they should be boiled in fluoroantimonic acid.

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Re: Cricket 2021: Paedoph with the England test team
« Reply #711 on: September 06, 2021, 02:47:28 PM »
What will it take to get Bairstow, Buttler and Ali out of this side.

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Re: Cricket 2021: Paedoph with the England test team
« Reply #712 on: September 06, 2021, 02:53:24 PM »
Just waiting for confirmation here

...

Yes, yes, OK. Right, yes:

IT'S PAED

Re: Cricket 2021: Paedoph with the England test team
« Reply #713 on: September 06, 2021, 03:01:43 PM »
What will it take to get Bairstow, Buttler and Ali out of this side.

The lack of alternatives is certainly one reason.

Obviously FOAKEYS and STOKESY are injured at the moment.

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Re: Cricket 2021: Paedoph with the England test team
« Reply #714 on: September 06, 2021, 03:06:57 PM »
Root generously allowing Woakesyyy plenty of strike.

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Re: Cricket 2021: Paedoph with the England test team
« Reply #715 on: September 06, 2021, 03:09:15 PM »

Re: Cricket 2021: Paedoph with the England test team
« Reply #716 on: September 06, 2021, 03:11:13 PM »
Keep impregnating his wife

It's a clever rouse to avoid suspicion from the authorities that.

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Re: Cricket 2021: Paedoph with the England test team
« Reply #717 on: September 06, 2021, 03:16:27 PM »
It's a clever rouse to avoid suspicion from the authorities that.

Reckon Woakesy earns a bit on the side as a sperm donor

Re: Cricket 2021: Paedoph with the England test team
« Reply #718 on: September 06, 2021, 03:18:22 PM »
Love to have a really good sniff of Chris Woakes's arse. Right up in the crack.

Re: Cricket 2021: Paedoph with the England test team
« Reply #719 on: September 06, 2021, 03:20:26 PM »
I've gone all in on India now, so that's a relief.

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