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Cricket 2021: Paedoph with the England test team

Started by Shoulders?-Stomach!, August 06, 2021, 04:19:57 PM

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Thursday

Pretty interesting match between Namibia and Ireland to see who'll get cunted into the dust here.

Pranet

I thought it was the late game otherwise I would probably have been watching it. Shock result.

rjd2

Ireland very streaky the last few years sadly.

They have done well when you consider its a relative niche sport behind Soccer, Rugby and GAA I suppose.

Simi Singh will hopefully be binned after today, KOB very old so can't have much left.

Ireland have something to work with in Campher, Delany and Little but no cert that all , heck if any make it.

Ideally the young lads get franchise cricket and while its not popular with the purists they need to keep their eye out for Aussie/Saffer mercenaries.


Harry Badger

Clearly the liberal pornography laws in the Netherlands are playing havoc with their batting - 44 all out in 10 overs.

king_tubby

'Laptop inspection team to the W. Indies openers' lockers please: code PAED'

Shoulders?-Stomach!

The WI side seems to have several people nearly old enough to be Classic Paedo.

Look forward to seeing the fielding of Pollard, Gayle, Rampaul (fucking hell) later.


Shoulders?-Stomach!

Pretty sure the reassembled 1980s team could have got to 44-7 off eleven overs even if you picked the dead ones.

Shoulders?-Stomach!


Thursday



Thursday

Well then, looking forward to England making much harder work of this than necessary.

Shoulders?-Stomach!

Required run rate is 2 and a half an over. Only a team of Dom Sibleys would struggle.

Chedney Honks

Buttler will knock these off by the fourth over. Just put eight hundred quid on that, plan to retire to Seychelles by 5pm.

rjd2

ITS COMING HOME.

Buttler don't fuck about it here, none of this dot ball and rotating strike shite. Smash it .

Chedney Honks

Surprised and disappointed we haven't already won.

Shoulders?-Stomach!

#857
The colonial glory days are back guys, whitey back on top, Pollard is going to be searching through the ashes of his torched home for his ipl medals. Good luck finding a remaining face on the family photos.

iamcoop


rjd2

Quote from: Shoulders?-Stomach! on October 23, 2021, 04:39:26 PM
The colonial glory days are back guys, whitey back on top, Pollard is going to be be searching through the ashes of his torched home for his ipl medals. Good luck finding a remaining face on the family photos.

Just a shame Darren Stevens did not open the bowling today.


Pranet

It is very England that I am going to come out of this game quite worried about a lot of things.

Chedney Honks

Any time an England batsman gets out, they're finished as far as I'm concerned. Livingstone is a fucking wanker.

Thursday



Pranet

My thought when Livingstone came in was that he would hit one six then get caught out. Half right.

Inspector Norse

I've been watching England long enough that I wouldn't be surprised to see them lose it from here

iamcoop

Any other competent team would've fisted Aus into the sun earlier.

They remain the one team in world sport I despise the most. Hoping for complete and utter destruction for them in this tournament.

Thursday

The problem is, even the best Cricket teams are absolute dogshit.

Cuellar

Moeen Ali with THREE IMPACT RUNS according to cricinfo.

IMPACT.

sevendaughters

IND/PAK coming up, guessing on some level the world's biggest sports fixture? am getting into the T20 WC now I have to say. the format still irks me but also England don't suck wildly at it.