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GLINTENDO GC: Bananac*nt Cis Tory X: You can't spell MUMSNET without TEN

Started by madhair60, August 07, 2021, 01:10:46 AM

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Sonny_Jim

I'm not sure how many of these to post, but fuck me:

Here's Glinner admitting that he searches porn sites for 'over the cubicle wall'


Research, he tells himself.  Research

There's other shit on there about 'open wounds' I'm not going to repost here, but I would encourage people to report it.  I get the feeling he's just burning this account out now, deliberately trying to get it banned.

idunnosomename

Two big steak pies, two big steak pies
Graham Linehan's collection of socks multiplies
The fact he had to do this, comes as no surprise
As being a big cunt on twitter is his life

DrGreggles

Quote from: gazliddon on September 07, 2021, 01:20:35 PM
It's wouldn't surprising if he was reading this thread and backed the fuck off.

Probably got reported for impersonating someone else and didn't want to use up another SIM card.

retsuza

TwoGrahamSteakPies is using his stock "pronouns in bio" response but he thinks he's being clever by obfuscating it as "ok pronouns", which I think is a nonsensical variation of "ok boomer".

https://twitter.com/TwoBigSteakPies/status/1435206210840584192

https://twitter.com/TwoBigSteakPies/status/1435208893878124547



Poirots BigGarlickyCorpse

Quote from: Sonny_Jim on September 07, 2021, 01:25:03 PM
I'm not sure how many of these to post, but fuck me:

Here's Glinner admitting that he searches porn sites for 'over the cubicle wall'


Research, he tells himself.  Research
and as we all know, fantasies reflect reality and if you fantasise about something that means you'll definitely do it in real life.

(if anyone would like to know my novel-length thoughts on porn as a concept, please make a new thread)

Dusty Substance


Approaching page 99, and this thread turns one month old today! Is that a new record for documenting Bananacunt's continuing insanity?

Better start thinking of a title for thread eleven, guys.....


peteprodge

Loving the 'research' from @TwoBigSteakPies, and it brings to mind the sheer amount of washing machine repairmen getting 'the jester's shoes' when they visit lone housewives.


Barry Admin

Quote from: Sonny_Jim on September 07, 2021, 01:25:03 PM
I'm not sure how many of these to post, but fuck me:

Here's Glinner admitting that he searches porn sites for 'over the cubicle wall'


Fucking hell. Previous threads have covered this sort of thing before - JK and Glinner hunting porn sites for exhibitionist stuff, and Graham Linehan literally making available videos of people wanking and pissing on his sordid grief blog - but... Wow, when you see them admit it, it's just cringe.

There's a good meme here courtesy of @FelsLeftyTakes:


retsuza

Can I suggest the title have a play on his famous catchphrase Shut UP and fuck OFF. Like Wheesht UP and Terf OFF


wrec

Quote from: Sonny_Jim on September 07, 2021, 01:25:03 PM
I'm not sure how many of these to post, but fuck me:

Here's Glinner admitting that he searches porn sites for 'over the cubicle wall'


Research, he tells himself.  Research

Reenacting George C. Scott's performance in Hardcore in front of his computer, leg going like a piston:
"Turn it off. Turn it off! Turn it off and on again! Shut UP! Fuck OFF!"

idunnosomename

transgender women can already go in ladies' changing rooms so im not really sure what he's on about all day every day

phantom_power

And a man can dress up as a woman and try and get into a women's changing room now and they seem to not want to do that

idunnosomename

however it is illegal to sexually assault people?!?!? which is good. seems all this law about predatory men is sorted out imo

bgmnts

As someone who has always wanted to try a dress on because it looks so comfy, the notion that is like all it takes to be a woman and get into a toilet or changing room is just ridiculous if you think about it isn't it?

Cold Meat Platter

Well lit places where people are coming and going all the time may not be that attractive to abusers, when you think about it.

GoblinAhFuckScary

Quote from: bgmnts on September 07, 2021, 02:47:23 PM
As someone who has always wanted to try a dress on because it looks so comfy, the notion that is like all it takes to be a woman and get into a toilet or changing room is just ridiculous if you think about it isn't it?

fucking do it bgmnts!!!!

king_tubby

Apropos of that, there was a bloke in a long green skirt down the pub yesterday evening.

GoblinAhFuckScary



dreamgirl

Quote from: bgmnts on September 07, 2021, 02:47:23 PM
As someone who has always wanted to try a dress on because it looks so comfy, the notion that is like all it takes to be a woman and get into a toilet or changing room is just ridiculous if you think about it isn't it?

Careful, haven't you heard? If you express even a tiny interest in any gender non-conformity, we're now obliged to force you to transition, apparently that's how it works.

On the other hand, outside of weird transphobic straw man thinking...go on, try a dress on if you fancy. Can confirm that everyday dresses can be supercomfy.


boki

Quote from: Dusty Substance on September 07, 2021, 02:21:59 PM
Approaching page 99, and this thread turns one month old today! Is that a new record for documenting Bananacunt's continuing insanity?

Better start thinking of a title for thread eleven, guys.....
XI GLINPING: Peking Under The Cubicle

sophie.pilbeam




Pimhole

New thread title has to include 'Glinner's Twitter' since none of us could possibly humiliate him more than that already has. Something about "this one goes to eleven"?