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GLINTENDO GC: Bananac*nt Cis Tory X: You can't spell MUMSNET without TEN

Started by madhair60, August 07, 2021, 01:10:46 AM

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jobotic

Just been to the library to chose the books I'd ready to my children if they were still living with me.

Knocked over a display stand when they said I was banned from the computers.

PlanktonSideburns

Quote from: bgmnts on September 07, 2021, 02:47:23 PM
As someone who has always wanted to try a dress on because it looks so comfy, the notion that is like all it takes to be a woman and get into a toilet or changing room is just ridiculous if you think about it isn't it?

You'd look great in a dress bg

bgmnts

Quote from: PlanktonSideburns on September 07, 2021, 05:44:23 PM
You'd look great in a dress bg

I'd look like Homer in the muumuu but it's not about that, it's just pure comfort ha. 

Bernice

I've been planning to buy a nice skirt to get raving in now that clubs are open again. Will hopefully involve some shagging in the toilets, but probably with other cisbois so Graham needn't worry.


PlanktonSideburns

Quote from: idunnosomename on September 07, 2021, 04:26:58 PM
Is this one of those "porn sites" I've heard so much about



There are some of (cis) women filming themselves masturbating in cubicles so make of that what you will.

Free dick report.com sounds hilarious, but also somehow like one of Replie's hs art threads

PlanktonSideburns

Imagining an office full of women filling dick reports on typewriters

Janet, we're having really busy month, We're overwhelmed by dicks that need reviewing. Sian, our best dick reporter has just called in sick, she's going to be off for at least the week. I'm dividing her dickload between you and Ira, Have those dick reports in by next week!

What's that you're reading?

Oh I've just had my dick report back, it's not good news

jobotic

Quote from: PlanktonSideburns on September 07, 2021, 05:55:27 PM
Free dick report.com sounds hilarious, but also somehow like one of Replie's hs art threads

That's the worst use of an apostrophe I've ever seen. You're going for a dick report.
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imitationleather


PlanktonSideburns

Quote from: jobotic on September 07, 2021, 08:51:02 PM
That's the worst use of an apostrophe I've ever seen. You're going for a dick report.
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Yea I knew I'd fucked Up there, but it's too dam hot to figure out how

Ooh yes please get my Dick reported pronto